Victory like a dream.

You "hook the leg" on HHH. Having never been in a WWE match before, who can blame you when you remain in that position for perhaps a bit too long? You know it's a three-count for a pin and a ten-count for "Last Man Standing", but regardless, the man you're watching right now is Vince. Sure, he's outside the ring and was never supposed to be involved in the match. But right now, he's having the physical contact you wish you could be involved in: Stacy has blocked his vision by locking lips with him.

Finally, Torrie herself slides into the ring, grabbing your hand. This both raises you to a standing position and signals your improbable victory. As the win finally hits you, you allow yourself to smile across your entire face, only becoming happier when Stacy separates from the Chairman and joins you with Torrie, raising your other hand as she plants a quick kiss on your cheek.

You're sure you're going to laugh later at the fact she gave Vince more than she did you. You barely have time to process this, however, as she turns to look past your face to her fellow Diva.

"Well, he won the match, Torrie!" she states. "Let's show him what that means he won!"

Torrie silently nods. With each still holding onto one of your hands, they exit through the ring ropes with you doing so between them. Doing as you've seen done so many times before, you follow them up the ramp and through the curtain.