Vanessa the stupid buffoon!

Vanessa rose to her feet just as the door slammed shut. She ran over to it, trying to open it but discovered it was locked. "Fuck! I don't even wanna be here!" Vanessa complained, turning back around. She could barely see anything. Suddenly, a loud voice started speaking. "So, you thought you could ride for free did you? Well I can only think of one person stupid enough to do that, you must be the stupid buffoon!" The voice taunted Vanessa.

Vanessa was incredibly confused, but also inulted. "Hey! Who the fuck do you think you're calling stupid!?" Vanessa responded angrily, clenching her fists. "Why you of course! Here I think you need a reminder!" Suddenly, a mechanical arm shot towards Vanessa. Before she could even react, the arm pressed down a stamp onto Vanessa's forehead. It stayed there for about ten seconds, as Vanessa tried to pull it off. The stamp then finally peeled off Vanessa's forehead.

"What was that!? What did you do to me?" Vanessa panicked, as she couldn't see what was written on her forehead. "Don't worry I think you'll figure it out, eventually. Anyways the show's about to start so come on!" The voice responded, as multiple arms cascaded down toward Vanessa.

As Vanessa's screaming echoed across the ride, the middle aged women were sent into the ride. The cart turned right, instead of left as the ride is usually sent.

As the cart made its first turn, a female voice started speaking to them. "Welcome to the fantastic tale of a stupid buffoon, here you will get to decide the fate of our stupid buffoon. Today is a very special one, as you're about to find out! Now before we begin its time for a set of guidelines. You are here to humiliate the buffoon, so at each checkpoint you will be given colour coded options to proceed in what should be done with the buffoon. Infront of you on your cart are a set of coloured buttons, use these to decide what fate awaits the buffoon!"

All of the women all nodded and smiled, they knew what to do. "Now, I think it's about time we saw this buffoon for ourselves! Ladies and gentlemen, I present, the Stupid Buffoon!!" The female voice announced.

To the ladies' right, the wall slowly raised up, revealing what was behind. The women all burst out laughing at what they saw. Stood on a bright yellow podium, was Vanessa. She had the word 'buffoon' stamped across her forehead iin big bold letters. As if to emphasise her new title even further, written in bright yellow lights were the words 'Stupid Buffoon' directly above Vanessa with lit up arrows pointing at her.

The ladies all started cat calling and laughing at Vanessa. "Not so tough now are we!?" One of them yelled. "That's what you get bitch!" Another screamed. Vanessa was beyond humiliated, and also concerned at how cruel these ladies were being. They were treating her as if she had done something awful to them.

"And there she is ladies and gentlemen!" The female voice spoke up. "Isn't she just marvellous? Taken straight from StupidVille, the stupid buffoon has spent a lifetime of luxury and fun, but has not deserved an ounce of it. And that is where our story begins, you see this stupid buffoon has been so stupid and stubborn she forgot to pay for the ride, and was also horrible in the process. This is not on, therefore you all get to decide her fate!"

The ladies all smiled in agreement. "So here is your first of many questions, what does the stupid buffoon deserve?" The voice asked, as the ladies were presented with a whole bunch of options in front of them. Vanessa gulped, realizing how trapped she really was...