Vanessa gives Michelle "information"

"First and foremost," Vanessa began with a smirk, "Did Lana tell you that she doesn't need diapers?"

"Well, yes actually." Michelle responded, looking towards Lauren. The little woman staring at her in a mixture of confusion and worry. "Not to mention, she looks like she's too old for them, anyway."

"Oh, she definitely is!" Vanessa said with a chuckle, "But the little dear has a small bladder and has a hard time making it to the bathroom in time. Don't be mad at her for lying to you," Vanessa stifled a giggle at the irony, "she's just really embarrassed about still being in diapers."

"Okay, that's good to know." Michelle said with a nod, "Anything else?"

"Well, her favorite food is brussel sprouts and spinach." Vanessa lied. Those were the two foods that she knew Lauren couldn't stand. "She may act like she doesn't like it, but she loves them and they're the only foods she'll eat. Though you may need to get her to eat them."

"I'll keep that in mind." Michelle said as Lauren was starting to grow more nervous at what was going on.

"Her nap time is at 4:30, so make sure she has one or else she'll be really crabby. And she likes to watch cartoons before her nap." Vanessa continued her stream of lies, "And finally, if she acts up in any way, shape, or form, you have my permission to spank her."

"I don't think things are going to go that far," Michelle said as she looked over the nervous Lauren, "but I'll keep that in mind."

"I have to go now," Vanessa said with a smile, "tell Lana that Mommy loves her. Bye!"

With that, Vanessa hung up the phone and began to laugh loudly for a minute. Once she was done, she went back inside the mall to watch the show...