Uranus Joke! Of Course!

Hunter’s grin widened as he prepared to deliver his joke. "You hear about how there are only 8 planets now?" Hunted asked.

"Yeah? What about it?" Livvy answered back, confused.

"Well, there's only going to be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus!"

The reaction was immediate and brutal. Livvy’s face twisted into a look of sheer disgust, while Vicky’s eyes narrowed, her expression visibly repelled. The awkward silence that followed felt heavy, and neither woman made any effort to hide their distaste.

Hunter, however, didn't take notice. He was barreled over laughing. His eyes teared up at his own joke. "_It never gets old!" _he thought. As he stood up to recover, he failed to see the wild uppercut coming from Livvy.

WHAMP! Hunter stumbled backwards and landed flat on his back. His head recoiled against the floor. Hunter was knocked out cold.

"What a disgusting pervert. Ugh!" With a swoosh of her hair Livvy left Hunter, Vicky followed close behind. Hunter awoke the next morning with a blanket covering himself and puke staining his shirt. Maybe he shouldn't have led with that raunchy joke...

#Bad Ending: I mean, I get it, this ending wasn't fair. This is smut. And this isn't the most real of stories. But come on. You gotta at least try to be seductive.