Up or down?

I gotta get out of here!

Wait a sec'. Maybe I should go upstairs to the next landing and wait for them to go downstairs ahead of me.

_A: _But what if they're also going upstairs?

_D: _Stats do show that people trying to evade capture will often go upstairs.

_A: _Really?

_D: _Would I lie to you?

I walked closer to the stairs, still struggling to make up my mind.

Dammit, make a decision, go up or down but MOVE IT!! They could be coming through that door any second now!

_A: _I say up!

_D: _And I say down.

_A: _Ha! You would!

I began rushing up the stairs. My dress shoes clacked loudly on the steps.

Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

I slowed myself down to keep quieter.

The Devil and Angel stared up at my ass as I ascended the stairs. My shirt provided little cover as I rushed up.

_A: _Oh my goodness! He really should have gone down after all.

_D: _Yeah, I'm changing my mind too. Up is sooooo much better!

I reached the next landing, the wall here was an exterior wall and so didn't have a door. The stairs turned 180 and continues ascending to the next floor. I turned around with them and climbed halfway up, peering down at the door I'd entered through just as the two women entered the stairway.

Made it, and just in time!

"Up or down?"

"Good question."

What?!!

_A: _So what's the plan?

_D: _Plan? There ain't no plan.

I stood up to get a better angle as I continued to peer down at them.

What are they up to??

__

"Speaking of questions. Why does everyone working here call this stairwell 'The Windtunnel'?"

"It's easier just to show you. Just hold that door open and count to five."

"You mean the door we just came through?"

"Yep."

"Ok... Uhhhh 1... 2..."

_A: _What's going on?

_D: _I have no idea.

"3..."

"Wait for it..."

What the?!

I felt a breeze grow throughout the staircase. Strong enough to start lifting the bottom of my shirt, well above my waist.

_A: _Oh no!

_D: _Oh yes!

AHHHHHH!!!

*WOOOSH!!*

A ferocious wind rushed up between the stairs. It lifted my shirt higher.

Higher and higher. Pulling my arms up with it.

Then suddenly.

I felt it brush past my fingertips and watched as it flew up between the flights of stairs and away from me.

"WHOA!!"

"...4"

_A: _Heavens above!!

_D: _Bwahahahaha! Hahaha

NO!!

I stood in the stairway completely naked apart from my shoes and socks. Chest exposed, ass out, hard cock free to the world and my heavy, pendulous balls hanging free, jostled by the wind.

_A: _EFFINELL!!

_D: _Ha!Ha! Wait?!!.. What did you just say?

A: "Effinell" It's like saying "Gosh!" but just a bit stronger. Why?

_D: _Haha. Nuffin.