Unwelcome Surprises

I should provide context, first and foremost. So, I'm a lifetime platinum member of Honey's National Escort Service, but not by choice. It's a long story, but basically it was a reward for a case. Whatever, right? It's not like I don't get paid for throwing people in cells, it's just another type of incentive. There's just one problem. Platinum membership comes with their "There when you need it guarantee", which basically means they track your bio through your bangle and send a hooker round when you get too stressed.

Now, I'm not exactly hurting for sexual partners, so I'm not shy. I mean, if some broke college girl wants to sell herself for extra cash, I'm more than happy to blow her mind, but it honestly feels like a job for me more than it does for them. See, if they're not able to successfully 'seduce' you, then they're done. Gone. Contract null and void. Which really fucks them over, and not in the way they wanted. Where's there to go if you're fired from being a prostitute? Exactly, so I give them a pity lay whenever they pop up just to keep them in the company's good graces.

So, when I arrive home, bucket of bolts in tow, I'm not surprised to see a woman there. I expected that after the day I've had. I am surprised to see two. One in her early 40s, the other looking about Azure's age. Or what Azure's age would be if it were real. Which it's not. "Yeah! That's what I'm talking about!" Squeaks the not real thing next to me. "Sleepover! Whose arse am I eating?" It asks, enthusiastically.

"No one's." I growl, shutting it down. "Go find some clothes that fit, they're in the room over there." I tell it, gesturing to the area behind some dividers that makes up my bedroom. It whines disappointedly, then follows my direction.

The older woman approaches first, running her hand up my arm. "I'm Donna." She introduces herself. Donna's hot for an older woman... If 40 even counts as old nowadays, societal standards are bullshit. What isn't bullshit are Donna's tits, which are even more accentuated by her lingerie. Her auburn hair cascading down her curves like a dark waterfall.

"And I'm Maddie." The younger woman continues for her partner. Maddie's definitely a looker too, sure she stands out a bit less next to Donna, but she's fit and has flawless skin. Her boobs are smaller, for sure, but who am I to critique with my AA cups? If anything, I'm jealous. My adoration gets cut short as Azure returns, apparently having confused the definition of clothes for 'the briefs I attach my strap-on to', with a look of accomplishment for almost dressing itself.

"No." I reply immediately and point it to go change again.

My two guests continue to fondle my upper body as I get even more exasperated. "Your friend can join us, if you like?" Donna informs me. "She's a looker, you're a lucky woman." She adds with a sultry smile.

"Not a friend, and not a she." I correct her. "Look, I'm really tired. If there's two of you, can you just fuck each other and I'll watch and play with myself or something?" I propose, breaking free and crashing down on my sofa. My loft's basically entirely open plan, so an area with a couple of sofas and a coffee table is as close as it gets to a living room.

The two women look at me, then to each other, seeming almost scared by my idea. There's nothing to worry about, I know for a fact this counts as fulfilling the contract. Just a nugget of information I receive from the many, many times I've tried to cancel the membership. The hookers whisper something to each other, then approach, sitting on the opposite sofa. "It's just... We're new, we haven't done anything with each other before... Or women at all." Maddie begins, suddenly nervous, as if I'll lose my temper with them. "So, if there's anything we do that you don't like, just tell us."

As much of a shame as it is to not be the one to welcome these two to the world of Sappho, it's probably better they start with each other, they seem to be friends. My first time was with... Well, not a friend in the army, but someone I didn't despise. I assume that's basically the same thing. The two look into each other's eyes. There's a lot of hesitancy, for a minute I think they're going to chicken out, but finally, their lips touch. Then they're off, they're kissing like they've been dying to do it from the moment they met. I'm starting to think I've stumbled across a workplace romance.

Donna unhooks Maddie's bra, freeing the smaller woman's tits. They continue kissing but now spreading from their lips to other areas – shoulders, necks, collarbones – until finally Donna engulfs her partner's nipple in her mouth. The heat is spreading through me too, and I unbuckle my jeans before allowing my hand to journey south. I rub circles over my knickers as I watch the show, now it's Maddie's turn to suckle from Donna's teat. "Want me to do it for you?" Azure offers, bounding onto the sofa next to me, apparently having given up the search for clothes and returned to nudity. I'll deal with it later.

"No." I reply, coldly, trying to focus on the show in front of me. The two have returned to kissing, with Donna looming over Maddie on the sofa, kissing each inch of the younger woman's skin.

"Can I touch myself too?" It asks, disturbing me again. I swear, the next orgasm I have is going to be when I throw this thing in the dumpster.

"Do what you want." I hiss. "Why would you even bother?" I add insultingly. As far as I know, AI can't orgasm, but then it's like the AI messiah or something, so who knows?

Azure begins rubbing gently between its legs as it replies. "Because you're doing it."

Fucking thing. I ignore it, not that it's a simple task since it's completely ignoring the hooker show and staring solely at me. I try to focus on Maddie slowly working Donna's knickers off, but I can see it staring from the corner of my eye. I enter my own knickers and allow two fingers into my now drenched entrance. But I can't help turning my gaze to see if it's still staring at me. It is. Now I realise I'm staring back. We're just staring into each other's eyes while playing with ourselves. I notice the colour of hers have changed from their usual blue to a pulsing red. It's. It's eyes.

"Oh, that's it, baby girl, eat Mummy's pussy." Donna's words make me turn back to the show and suddenly realise I'm about to come... But also that I definitely have made a mistake regarding the relationship of these two. "Ahhh, you're home, your tongue's in the woman who gave you life." She groans, apparently for her own benefit.

Cliché aside, this was probably the worst time to realise that I just **** an actual mother and daughter to fuck each other. As I can't stop my climax alongside Donna and, apparently, Azure. The three of us moan in unison, and... Azure's are nice. Kind of serene. I'm almost too distracted by them to notice Donna immediately respond by eating out her daughter.

Five unexpected minutes later, Maddie's finished sitting on Mummy's face. "I hope you liked having us." Donna winks as they retrieve their underwear.

"As much as we liked having each other." Maddie adds, receiving a spank from her mother in response. The two summon their AV and make their exit with their hands on each other's arses. I feel so shellshocked I don't even respond to Azure cuddling up to my arm.

Today has just beaten me on every front.