Unwanted company outside

Then Lauren saw a figure jogging down the street. Oh no, it couldn't be... not Jason! He was her mother's neighbor who was totally hottie, like solid muscle. He always jogged by in tight shorts and a tank top that showed A LOT of his muscly form. Lauren made a point of being around to catch him on the street.

"Oh please don't let him see me!" Lauren prayed, clutching her privates so tight it hurt. For a moment it looked like he would pass by obviously... then his head flicked over. His eyes widened as he slowed, then came to a full stop. Lauren just stood on the porch, butt naked except for some dorky socks.

"Uh.. hi." Lauren said awkwardly.

"Lauren? Is that you?" Jason asked, clearly shocked.

"Uh... yup." Lauren felt her cheeks burning.

"But... why are you naked?" Jason asked, baffled.

"Well... I lost a bet." Lauren explained truthfully, unable to think of anything that sounded better.

"Really? Is that why you're outside?" Jason asked, totally baffled.

Lauren stood, just wishing this conversation would end and unable to think of a response...