Unstackable rules and vague consequences

"On your fridge you will find a small white board with a non permanent marker. Whatever rules you write onto that board, your roommates will follow them. Well pretty much every rule. There are of course a few exceptions/rules for yourself.

Most importantly, they will not follow rules which would hurt them or someone else permanently.

"Just do everything I tell you to" or any variation of that does not work. This would be way too boring.

The rules will only be followed within your house (more accurately your estate).

A maximum of 3 rules can be added for the day. (If you need a lot of space to describe a rule, there might not be left enough for other rules! Also you can start with one rule in the morning and then add other rules later on, as long as it´s not past 11:59 am)

The rules of a new day take effect in the morning (6 am to be exact).

The rules don´t stack. A rule added on the first day gets erased once the rules of the next day come into effect, except if you decide not to add another set of rules for the day, but where is the fun in that?

This whiteboard is only good for a week. After that, the girls will not be affected by it anymore.

Last but not least, don't these rules. This is meant to be a little fun, not to hurt anyone. Things will go badly if you push it too far.

Well that is pretty much it. I know this is a lot to take in and it seems unbelievable, but it´s not a joke. Just a gift from a man that was in your shoes. Now have fun and live a little. Just don't go too wild.

Count Mesmero"