Underwear

I opened up my wardrobe to pick an outfit for the day, the first thing I did like always was open my underwear drawer to grab a pair of briefs. When I opened the drawer though what I saw was definitely not briefs, in fact it was not a single pair of briefs - they had all gone, every last pair! And left in their place was a great big pile of pink. Yes pink, pink, more pink and only pink.

My underwear drawer was full (like completely full!) of pink panties and pink thongs. Some pink satin, some pink lace, some pink cotton. Some light pink, some a rich deep scarlet pink, some hot pink and even a couple in fluorescent pink, it was an endless sea of every type, cut, material and shade of pink girly underwear, and there was only one place it could have come from!

“AAAADDDDAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!”

“Hey what’s up Jonah, hey you look cuter than usual today - did you shave, aaaww it suits you bro, you should do that more often! Anyway what’s going on - you called out for me so loud I think the neighbours three doors down could hear you.” He said with a smile while sauntering in with his trademark arrogant swagger.

I was fuming. How could he be so nonchalant about all this, I don’t even know why he did it - let alone how he thinks he can so casually get away with it. I look him straight in the eyes and ask “can you please explain how all this got in my underwear drawer instead of my normal underwear, and then get rid of them!”

Adam looks back with a smile. “Oh that, yeah sure I can explain that - you see you were banging on about me not helping out around here and acting like a pathetic little bitch about it, so I got you these last night to help you look the part. Hope you enjoy them I am sure you’ll look great in all of them, I chose them just for you, anyway have fun I gotta bounce and head to the gym so see you later - oh and don’t stress I’ll get rid of those briefs for you this morning just like you asked, you won’t need to worry about them anymore, bye Jonah”.

And just like that Adam left the apartment and I was left standing there gobsmacked, confused and with no idea what to do. My old underwear is all gone, I can’t afford any new ones right now and everything I’ve still got is pink. What on earth am I going to do!?