Uncle Deadpool

D: “Oh trouble in paradise?”

Y: “No, it´s embarrassing”

D: “Come on. Tell uncle Deadpool”

Y: “Well...I...always had this striptease fetish. I first discovered that I was into women when a girl at a random party started dancing seductively. It was so erotic! I tried to convince Ellie, but she always says that it´s humiliating, although I believe that she is just too self conscious about her body” she explained, her smile transforming into a sad, but still very cute pout.

D: “Oh I´m sure we can change that”

Y: “Really?”

E: “Nommhhh!” Ellie tried to protest by shaking her head no, while instead only adding to Yukios pleasure.

D: “The thing is that I am basically god, so I can change anything. So how about we have some fun with little Sinead O´Conner here? I´m sure you´ll love it!”

´snap´

Y: “Yes that sounds amazing. So what do we do?”

D: “You just have to say one simple word for your dreams to become true: WHAM!”

Y: “Wham?”

D: “Nonono...you have to put your heart into it...WHAM!”