Um......No?

"Bro."

"Yeah, bro?"

"I have something to tell you."

"What is it, bro? You know you can tell me anything bro."

"You remember that time, in Puerto Rico."

"Yeah bro, greatest day of my life."

"You remember the time you almost drowned?"

"Yeah bro, scarred me for life."

"You remember how I performed CPR?"

"Yeah bro, you kissed me on the penis and I was saved."

"Yeah, how was it?"

"Quite good, nice suck, excellent tongue movement."

"That's nice to hear. I've been practicing on bananas."

"Is that the reason we had to buy so many bananas every day?"

"Yeah....one of those reasons."

"Why did you ask in the first place, bro?"

"Oh, I think...um. I think we should escalate our romance. I mean bromance."

"Really bro?"

"Really."

"I don't know if I'm ready or not to take this extra step with you bro."

"It's okay bro, I can wait however long you want."

"I love you bro. No Homo."

"And I love you bro. No Homo."

"Wanna fuck?"

"Sure."