Ugh, Warpcraft please!

Disappointed you can't get started right away, you decide to blow if it off for a while and play Warpcraft. In the next half hour your Lycan Warrior destroys a half dozen Wretched nests and a Goblin war party from atop his Battle Rex, saving the shadowy town of Glimmerdusk and earning a large amount of reputation with the Saurian Enclave. After admiring the new, spikey saddle you acquired and surprised its only 7:30, you decide to check in on your Mom and Aunt and see if the Everclear is having an effect.

Just as your about to sneak your way down the stairs you realize you don't have to and grab the book. A quick "Mannequis souhe" and your tromping down the stairs and walking boldly into the living room. Your Mom and Aunt are still on the couch and there is a third of a bottle of wine/Everclear left. Their faces have started to redden a little, but there doesn't appear to be any other physical signs of their inebriation. They were talking animatedly, judging by there hand and arm positions. Suddenly, thinking it might be fun to listen in you look for a good hiding spot so you can see and hear whats going on.

While its dusty behind the entertainment system, its glass doors and pile of Dvds actually make it a pretty good place to hide behind and the TV screen will distract their attention. Carefully rewinding the movie, you quickly hide and repeat the counter spell. "-falls asleep, right there in bed!" says your Aunt, a little to loudly, "I'm raring to go and thump! he's out like a light. It's been almost a month, I hate it!" "You know they've been working on this deal like gangbusters, if it goes through, their business could be set for the next decade or more," consoles your Mom, her words slightly slurred, "And your not the only one suffering, Dave isn't giving out any more than Evan." Your Aunt snorts, "Since I started, I've never gone this long with out someone giving me an orgasm. Toys don't really cut it." "No they don't" your Mom agrees. Your Aunt looks at her slightly startled, "Whoa! Did you just admit to using a dildo?" Your Mother's face turns red, "Uh, maybe" she stammers, "like I said, your not the only one suffering." Aunt Carol giggles, "Never thought you'd admit to being even slightly kinky, girl." "I'm not!" she protests, "Just...horny." They are both quite for a minute, then start giggling and laughing.

Obviously the liquor is really starting to loosen them up. As they pour some more wine for themselves, you decide on your next course of action.