Uber

You decide to order a car to take you home. Stumbling to the nearest bench, you sit down next to a couple. The woman scoffs at you and the couple leaves. Oh. You're that drunk.

You probably made the right decision.

The car arrives and the driver reluctantly lets you enter the vehicle. When you come home, you sneak into the garage and sleep in the car.

When your wife finds you there the next morning, you know you are in big trouble.