UNEXPECTED VISITORS TWO

Opening the door I see Taylor Alison Swift AND Selena Marie Gomez my fantasy dream girls, both are still wearing their February 2011 Vanity Fair Oscar Party outfits. Selena has on a floor-length red Dolce & Gabbana gown, while Taylor wears a gold, sequin-covered Zuhair Murad minidress.

Robert drinks in all 114 pounds of the 5'10" 112 pound 33-23-32 'FEARLESS/LOVE STORY' singer and her BFF'S 5'5" 106 pound, 34-24-35 inch 'Love You like a Love Song/Who Says' friend. He can't believe they are on his doorstep...in the flesh, "wont you ladies come in I'm a huge fan"!

"Thank you" they say simultaneously, "please...sit down, can I get you something to drink"? A diet coke if you have it sir", "just tea for me" Selena says. "Diet Coke and tea coming right up"! I take two vials out pouring one into Selena's tea, the other into Taylor's diet coke, "here you go ladies" handing them the drinks as they sip the beverages,

"so how can I help you"?