Two Truths and a Lie

"Well," Gary began. "since we're still getting to know each other, how about Two Truths and a Lie?"

"Oh, that's a classic!" Roxy said excitedly. "Have to admit I haven't done that one in awhile. You guys game with that?"

Mark, Peggy, and Sam all nodded.

"Alright then, let's get it started!" Roxy grabbed the box and shook it a bit. "In case anybody doesn't know the rules: You tell us three things, 2 true facts and one that's bullshit. The rest of us have to guess which one's false. Since all the games here are naughty, the facts have to be sexual ones. Also, what anybody says here stays between us. Anybody blabs somebody's personal stuff to somebody outside the circle won't be invited back. Alright?"

Everybody nodded, giving words of assent.

"Cool. Let's see." She reached into the box and pulled out a slip. She promptly laughed. "You're up, Mark!"

"Oh come on!" he protested, causing a round of friendly laughter. "All right, all right, y'all settle down." He scratched the top of his bald head as he thought of a few facts. "Okay, I got some." He cleared his throat. "First time I ever had sex was with my high school Spanish teacher."

"Bullshit!" Roxy said loudly, causing an outburst of laughs and giggles.

"You going to let me finish, girl?" Mark asked, a little indignant.

"Fine, fine," Roxy said with a playful wave of her hand.

He gave a little "hmph" before continuing. "I once went down on a girl in the middle of a park." He shot a look at Roxy, as if daring her to interrupt. She just gave him an "innocent" look. Bernie shifted a little bit at the mental image. "And I once had sex with a woman i never met before then in a broken elevator."

"Wow, interesting facts there, Mark," Gary had to admit.

"Well, two of them anyway," Mark said coyly. "So what do y'all think?