Turns out Jennette is all bark, no bite

"I am Jennette J'Usteece! Royal tax collector for the crown," the small, infuriated woman shouts, sounding less authoritative and commanding than she would have like, and more like an angry upset teenager throwing a temper tantrum.

Tina stealthily (well, as stealthy as drunk girl can be) crawls towards Jennette on her hands and knees as her shirt falls off her thin body, leaving her in just her panties (she doesn't wear bras).

"You... you lascivious and lewd servants have gone too EEK!" Jennette squeals in terror as the nearly-naked Tina runs her hand up the tax collector's breeches.

"OOooooo, leather!" Tina says admiringly as she runs her hand along the short woman's leg. "MMmmmm, smells sooo good!"

"H-hey!" Jennette squeaks as she tries to pull away, but the drunk half-elf proves to be surprisingly strong. "Stoppit! You'll be sorry!"

"I like that jewelry too..." Nelly declares as she takes another swig of hooch and then struggles to her feet.

The tax collector's eyes go wide as she nervously gulps.