Tsundere

"S-S-Shirou!?"

Her cheeks burned to the point that they reddened her ears. A classic tsundere-type blush that caused smoke to leak from her ears.

The reality was...Shirou WAS Rin's crush. She developed it years back when watching him doing high jumps. Seeing him do something so pointless yet going for it anyway...

"S-sorry about all this!" Ayako yelled.

Well, that whole romantic schpeel was gone now that she saw his tiny cock.

Why? Why his crush!? Why Rin of all people!? "Come on...!" Shirou grit his teeth and still couldn't move. Ayako was heavier than she looked!

Kaede snorted, clearly delighted by her friend's arrival. She waved her over, grinning. “Rin, you’ve gotta see this! I mean, look at it! It’s so small!” She pointed dramatically at Shirou’s exposed nether region, her laughter bubbling over.

Rin’s face was now fully crimson, her hands balled into fists at her sides as she desperately tried to keep her composure. “I-I’m not looking!” she shouted, despite her eyes betraying her. “I mean, I wasn’t—I didn’t mean to—nggghh!”

Kane chimed in. “Well, at least now we all know what his future wife will be dealing with. Or rather, what she’s not dealing with.”

Shirou groaned audibly, his entire body slumping in humiliation. His pants and underwear still dangled pathetically at his ankles, and no amount of struggling was going to salvage his dignity at this point.

Yukika, who had been trying (and failing) to soften the blow, walked over to Rin and said, “I-I’m sure it’s not always like this… maybe it’s just a bad day?” Her innocent face scrunched in genuine concern. “Guys have those, right?”

Shirou wanted to scream. A bad day?! Was that supposed to make him feel better?

Rin, meanwhile, was still blushing furiously, her eyes darting between Shirou’s face and his… well, his acorn of a dick. She finally let out a frustrated growl and pointed at him while steaming red. “S-Shirou, what the hell are you doing up there?! How do you even end up in these situations? And… and why is it so—?!”

She cut herself off, realizing she was about to contribute to the stream of comments.

But Kaede wasn’t about to let the moment go. “Small? You can say it, Rin. It’s tiny! Look, we’ve all agreed it’s an acorn at best, so just admit it!”

Rin’s face was bright red as she struggled to respond, her tsundere nature in full ****. “I-I’m not saying anything! I mean, I wasn’t looking—I didn’t even want to see it in the first place!” She crossed her arms, huffing indignantly. “And for the record, it’s not like I care or anything!”

She couldn't look. She didn't. This was her crush. She couldn't humiliate him like that.

Shirou let out a defeated sigh, wishing he could just disappear. He had reached peak mortification, and now the girl he had feelings for had seen him in the most humiliating situation possible.

But the universe STILL wasn’t done with him.