Trying to sneak back to the apartment

Mimi sheepishly nodded and crouch-walked backward out of the classroom. Annie and I followed her, the class hollering at our naked butts like a pack of chimpanzees. I looked around for the shirt before I left the room, but someone else had grabbed it already. Oh well, I guess Mimi is stuck on her birthday suit.

We found Mimi outside. She was leaning over a locker and taking deep breaths. “Now do you admit this is pretty bad?” Annie coyly said. “This can’t be another victory in your dictionary.”

“Y-yes, you are right. This is like a 7 on the scale of badness…”

“Jesus girl, what is a ten for you? Hell, what is an eight?”

Mimi straightened her glasses and stared back at me. For the first time since I saw her, she was smiling. “Well, I’ll say an eight would be like that time I leaked Lily’s nudes to the class’s group chat. Do you think I’m blushing now? Should have seen her-”

“You WHAT? No wonder she hates you!... and that’s still only an eight?”

“S-she was cheating on her b-boyfriend, ok? Exposing her was the right thing to do! You are a detective, you also do things l-like that!”

“Girl, there is a reason we are called PRIVATE eyes, and not-“

“Anyway, the test is done. Can we please go hunker down in the apartment now? Before more people see our asses?” Annie tried to redirect the conversation. She was bouncing from foot to foot, her hands clasped firmly around her crotch and ass.

“Y-y-yes, the other teachers don’t take attendance, so w-we can go.”

Since Mimi finished her test so early, the halls were still empty, but we didn’t want to take the red carpet out of the building. The entrance was liable to be full of people. Luckily, our naked friend knew all the hidden passageways of the university.

Mimi led the way. She tried to hide her admittedly plump ass as she moved... as if we hadn’t become accustomed to it yet. Or maybe she was intimidated by the fact that we were still only *half* naked. My crop still covered my chest, and Annie had her bra and shirt.

Yep, we looked like a bunch of strippers running away from a rowdy stag party. What a great start to the job.

Like a little rat’s, Mimi’s movements were skittish, and she always turned back to see if we were still following… or maybe she wanted to make sure none of her predators were coming this way. Annie likewise walked somewhat erratically, her gaze cast upon any shadows she suspected were more students. Seems like I’m the only one with my wits still about me.

Mimi led us to an unmarked door. We exited to an alleyway between faculty buildings outside. I shivered. A soft banquet of white clouds hid the sun, and the wind was strong. The rough cement floor might not be as cold as the ceramic tiles, but it was not an improvement.

“O-ok, we are behind the main faculty building,” Mimi said. “We can hug this wall until we reach the coliseum, and then we’ll have to slip across the shower rooms until we reach the other end. Then-“

“We’ll be out?”

“We’ll be a quarter of the way towards the exit… ”

“L-look, I know it’s a bit late to try and avoid the humiliation, but is there anywhere we can get clothes? It’s f-freezing!” Annie asked, blowing her breath into her hands. Her knees were shaking like maracas.

“M-maybe in the prop room behind the theater hall? But that’s even further… wait, look!“ Mimi pointed towards a door across the alley. A sign read temporary lost and found closet. “How lucky, they moved it! Maybe we can get some clothes in there instead.”

“Thank goodness.”

I watched as both their milky posteriors disappeared into the door. That seemed a bit too convenient. “…wait, this looks like a trap!”