Try to talk your way out of it

The Bride went and grabs you where she lifts you up.

"You pig! You are another deviant pervert that Tanya pick!" She yells.

She then shakes you

"Answer me! Saw your oggling that big titted Amazon!"

"I am with her because I love independent women" You reply.

You slip out of your shirt.

"Smart independent women like yourself" You then adds.

"Oh really?"

"Yeah...I mean I was a jobber who build themselves up. I was trained to fight by a woman" You then add, "Watch your fights. You always were a smart fighter. The show where you fought Macho Mega. That was brilliant"

"Oh you going for fall for that?" Baroness asks.

"So your calling her dumb?" You asked.

"No, of course not!"

"Yea...she's not." Amelia says.

"Ok, that's good so your both equals?" You asks.

"Now I wouldn't say that." Baroness replies.

"What!" Amelia yells.

"No just saying...I plan to..."

"Plan what you think you can boss around." You adds.

Originally by lilguy31