Try to spy on what she is doing.

Moving as quietly as you can you go down the hall to get a clearer look at what Selina is up to. Peering through the living room doorway you spy on your wife whose back is fortunately turned to you. You now realize why she hasn't noticed your presence. Selina is wearing some sort of full immersion virtual reality helmet. Even with the visor up it must greatly limit her vision and it fully covers her ears. It appears to be of military grade and is label “Wayne Aerospace.”

What is even more eye-catching, however, is her attire. She is wearing some sort of Catwoman "mission suit" with the cowl pulled down. It is one you have never seen before: A full body purple cat-suit with black knee high boots and matching black elbow long gloves. Made out of thin form fitting material, and with a push-up chest, it's clearly less practical than her usual Lycra Kevlar Gore-Tex weave modern suit, but this one is certainly far more sexy. You wonder if this was the costume she first wore when she created the Catwoman persona, during the time when she was working as a stripper.

With a playful backwards hop Selina flops back down into your recliner while unraveling her bullwhip from around her waist. With one effortless flick of her wrist a load “crack” echoes throughout the room as the end of the whip wraps around your grand-mother's English 19th century coffee table. A quick yank causes the antique to slide across the floor towards her. It takes much effort to remind silent as Selina's leather high-heeled boots come down with a loud “thud” on Nana's prized possession.

“Selina!” You mutter quietly in a bit of disgust as your wife reaches to the side of the chair and picks up your home laptop.

Though you can't see much from your advantage point from behind the chair you clear hear, “Let's see.” As your misbehaving spouse begins to type away. “'Zircon,' what a dork.” She chuckles to herself at the name of your first Dungeon & Dragons character from 5th grade and your password. Why Selina isn't using her own computer is almost as annoying as the fact your wife spied out your password. Next see your wife hold up a flash drive in a triumphantly fashion followed by a "click" of it being inserted.

“LexCorp Business Security Division time to get exposed.” She purrs with that content arrogant, but oh so sexy voice, that you know very well. “Hmmm, what would David say that is darling wife is watching porn on his computer.” She rhetorical chuckles as she puts the laptop down to the side of the chair and then reaches into a large bag labeled “Xplicit”and takes out a wand like device with an egg shaped head. With the sex toy in hand she then pulls the VR visor down.

“Damn.” Selina mutters. “This is amazing.” As her hands reach up as if she is trying to touch something in the air.

You then see her right hand waving from right to left. “Nope, nope, nope. Boring. Not that. Nope.” You guess she is going through some sort of menu. “Oh there it is!” She nearly groans. “That's the money. Damn Lex, you pervert!”

Selina pushes an imaginary button in the air while excitedly saying “Play!” You then hear a zipper being pulled down followed by a click of a device being turned on which creates a continuous low hum. With in a few seconds the humming changes in sound, as if it has made contact with flesh, then you hear your wife begin to softly moan.