Try to shoplift

Your fingers reach for the item that you want. Just as you are pulling it away, Susie stands up in a bolt. “I knew you were nothing but trouble! Stop there, thief!” Damnit, you weren´t fast enough! This is why you were never any good at magic.

Susie hops on the counter and then jumps on you like a professional wrestler. You hit the ground, and the item falls out of your hand. The weight of the store clerk keeps you down as she sits on top of you. “Ow, I´m sorry! It won´t happen again,” you plead.

“Susie, what is the meaning of this?” The store manager asks after running into the scene of the crime.

“I caught her trying to steal from us! Bring me a rope, we´ll hogtie this piggie like we did back at the farm.”

The manager stares at Susie, then at your puppy eyes, then at the item on the floor just out of reach of your hand.“… Yeah, ok.” She leaves.

“Please don´t! I learned my lesson, Oww!” Susie doesn´t hold back, she grabs your arms and twists them like noodles. She seems to relish in your pain and humiliation. It´s almost like she was waiting for a chance to do something like this.