A couple of customers come in

The bell rings as the door opens. A couple of customers enter the store. They are a hip and trendy pair of twins about Susie´s age, a man and a woman. Both have punk, green hair, and a piercing in their noses. Their eyes grow wide when they see the scene, but you soon realize that it´s not you who they are gawking at.

“Damn Susie, I didn’t know that you swung that way.”

“And in the middle of her shift as well.”

“Rawr, tiger.”

“Well, now we know that she isn’t into you, bro.”

“Damn shame. My heart breaks.”

It didn´t even occur to you, but yes, Susie is entangled in quite the embarrassing (if painful for you) embrace with a {if Ropa = 0}naked{elseif Ropa > 0}half-naked{endif} woman. “W-wait, this isn´t what it looks like. I was detaining this thief!”

“Right, I get it. You are the dashing sheriff and this woman the naughty thief in need of a lesson, right? Did we miss the part where you spank her butt? Or is that after you hogtie her?”

“I think I caught you watching that video once, bro.”

“I thought you said that you didn’t see anything?”

“IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!” Susie screams. She is almost as embarrassed as you. Almost.

“Hey Susie, I brought the rope.” The manager returns just in time with the rope. The twins grin and lift their eyebrows.

“H-hold on. I swear this isn´t anything lewd.” Susie stands up to explain herself, this is your chance. You dash out of the store with all the speed and grace of a cornered gazelle escaping a hungry lion. You stop at the alleyway behind the minimarket to catch your breath, Susie soon comes out looking for you in the main street.

“Damnit she got away. I´ll go search for that thief. Can´t have gotten far in that getup.”

“Don´t, go back to the cashier. We have a crystal clear picture of her on the cameras, I´ll call the sheriff and place a copy of her photo near the entrance to see if anyone recognizes that little minx. We´ll catch her eventually.”

The good news is that the chase is off, and you got away free. The bad news is that your naked charms are now a permanent guest in the minimarket dreaded blacklist of shoplifters. You are about to get pretty popular with this town´s clientele. Good thing you never come here outside of special occasions.