Try to reason with him

"I'm so sorry sir, dude, I just lost my clothes. Well, funny story actually..."

"I don' give a fuck do you even know how to talk to people, well man not like that" I'm speechless after he said that.

He tosses me pair of janitor's overalls."take those and leave me alone fine my lil' dicked buddy?" He said in nicer tone.

I slip them on with swift motion and come out of the closet.