Trouble in Edenia

Welcome to the Island of Edenia! A paradise for the horny and lustful. Many activities are centered around sex and many enjoy it. But recently, a terrible problem has arisen. At night, all of the male population has started to disappear without a trace! Gangs have begun to form and cause trouble! But worse, it seems a cult is trying to conquer all of Edeniea!

In **** times, the island's patron deity, Xerneas pleads to Arceus for aid in these terrible times. As an answer, you have been summoned to the island as a Pokémorph. Joining the Island's rescue team base, it's up to you and your new friends/lovers to journey across Edenia, help as many Pokémorphs as you can, and save Edenia. I'm certain the island inhabitants will have many ways to thank you.

So first things first, what kind of Pokémon are you?