Trigger

Natsu pressed the trigger button. Lucy sat blankly.

"Please input trigger..." Lucy said.

Natsu rubbed his hands together.

"When I say 'Heartfilia and Soul' you will become my personal sexy stripper."

"Trigger recieved." Lucy said.

"If I say 'Megatits', you will become my pet cow."

"Trigger recieved."

"If I say 'Ass and Cleavage', you will become my sexy personal cheerleader."

"Trigger recieved."

Natsu figured that was enough for now. He didn't want to break Lucy's brain.