Tried to Sneak In

Why fight such muscular tall strong women? You were a puny mage who had no hopes of fighting back once they got their hands on you... You decided that sneaking into the bandit camp was a much smarter idea. You crouched low and began to go into the bushes. Putting your staff aside, you rustled through them, carefully trying to inch your way through the bushes to get inside of the camp. However, in the middle of your sneaking around your foot would feel a small tight weight beneath it. A loud crunching sound would echo out upon you stepping down. You had stepped on a twig, and that twig would crack incredibly loud!

SNAP!

The sound alerted the guards to your sneaking around. They ran after you with much more energy than anything before, as they were quite bored with their post position... Standing around and having no idiots to mess with sure made for a boring as hell job amongst them... You tried to turn around to see what was going on, but a very loud smack went against the back of your head! One of them had hit you with the blunt end of her axe.

Her strength was so high, the **** of the blow had reduced you to one hp. It may as well have been a critical hit as it ruined all hopes of you fighting back. When you reached 1 HP, you couldn't fight back or cast anything or even move to try to get away... You fell to the ground, laid down flat as one of the female guards picked you up. "Perfect timing, we were just getting bored over here... And now we've got a rat trying to sneak in!" One of the guards grabbed you by the hair, hoisting you up as if you were nothing but an inconvenience for the two of them. The other one took your mage staff in her hands, and waved it around before preparing to snap it in two. "You're a mage~? Well kiss all that magic byebye~!"

She slammed your staff on her knee, snapping it in two and throwing it away in the distance. The two guards then threw you onto the ground, aiming their muscular large butts over your face as a smelly combined attack.. The two of them looked at you with hungry eyes, they couldn't wait to have their gross smelly fun with you over and over again..

"A weak man like you deserves nothing but this!" One said, both of the Guard's stomachs rumbling loudly. "W-wait...Pleas-" Any pleas of desperation or for mercy were cut off by the smelly disgusting blast attack the two did on you..

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!

BFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!

You took 400 damage!
You were defeated...

A massive amount of gas exploded all over you, the bush you were laying in covered in a thick cloud of ruinous stink! You would lay there knocked out by the two bandit girl's gross gas... Stuck to whatever nasty fate they had in mind for you.

GAME OVER