Trick Them (Cha Based)

Penny

I knew that fighting would only end in our enslavement, so I wracked my brain to think of something, anything that could give us an edge. Alice stood next to me nervously as I was lost in thought, holding her sword before her with one hand in a dueling stance. In her other hand, a baseball sized fireball hovered, ready to be thrown. Fireballs were hard to conjure, requiring strict concentration and skill to maintain their shape after being thrown, but the payoff was well worth it. A fireball could burn a hole through any armor like it was made of paper. And the best mages could make theirs explode, spraying sticky magic fire onto anything and anyone nearby.

I ran dozens of scenarios through my mind, trying to figure out what we had, and what would scare them. I knew goblins were greedy cowards, so we could make them fight each other if we could somehow manipulate them. I scanned the army before us, and noticed that the right wing had significantly different markings and tattoos than the left. Where the left side had blue tattoos in gentle swirls, the right side had orange markings with sharp angles and squares. If I made the right flank jealous of the left, they'd cut through their own comrades to **** us first.

“Alice! seduce the left side!" I called out, before sprinting straight at the left side of the goblin army. I could feel her stunned gaze on my back as she hesitated before following me towards the goblin army. I threw my sword aside before kneeling before a scrawny goblin, so thin that his bones poked out of his skin. He looked shocked at my willing display of submission and looked at his equally stunned comrades. One thing I had learned when I was a kid was how to swear in just about every language. I flipped the bird at the orange goblins and started to swear.

"Your weak, pathetic children will die sightless and dickless! A thousand brood mothers will fuck your brother before thumbing their noses at you! Your dick is small, and will not terrify even a virgin!" I cursed them in choppy goblin, and their faces went pale as my words sunk in. Those were honestly not that bad when translated to common but from my diplomatic studies, I knew they were the worst of the worst insults to goblinkind.

I could feel their rage as they practically steamed with anger from my words. The weak blue goblin's friends snickered before shrugging at him and he approached me, but before anything else could happen a spear was thrown through his throat. He clutched at his neck, gurgling as he died, and collapsed before me, his lifeblood spilling into the ground. A silence filled the clearing as his friends looked at the orange goblin who threw the spear.

Then chaos ensued.

The goblin army turned on itself, forgetting me and Alice as old rivalries resurfaced and allies turned on each other, eager to be the ones to claim myself and my girlfriend. We retreated and watched the fight in silence as they tore each other apart. They fought animalistically, ripping into each other with claws and teeth just as often as with spears, swords, and knives. Insults and curses were aplenty as bitter rivals insulted one another in their rage. Screams echoed through the little clearing as more and more goblins were slain, and soon corpses began littering the grass. I observed one orange goblin fight three blue goblins, desperately keeping them at bay with his spear while they slowly wore him down with their knives. One dashed in and stabbed his side before trying to dart away, but he took a spear to his back for his attack. While the orange's weapon was lodged in the blue's back, the other two goblins rushed him, maniacally stabbing him as he fell to his knees, dozens of wounds all across his chest and back. The fight was quickly turning in the blue's favor, and the last few orange goblins huddled together, trying to form a defensive circle. As one, all the blues jumped onto them and tore them apart, ripping out throats with their teeth and stabbing torsos with their spears and swords. Alice and I picked up our longswords and stood as the victorious blue group finally turned to face us. The thirty-strong army now numbered twelve, and they slowly began to approach. Alice ignited her sword with a whoosh, and the light of the flames cast flickering shadows across her grinning face.

We charged the goblins, the odds now more even and they counter-charged us, meeting us halfway in a storm of blades. I ducked under a thrust, before delivering a lethal riposte to my attacker's throat. Alice was even more effective than I, carving through goblins like a hot knife through butter. A spear stabbed at my side and I barely dodged, but it hooked into my dress. I danced backward from a slash from another goblin and my dress tore completely from the stomach down. I was practically wearing a cropped halter-top now. The metallic scent of blood mixed with the acrid smell of charred flesh as we fought, goblin screams echoing through the forest. Alice fought silently, nothing but her slightly heavier breathing marking exertion, while I panted like I'd run a marathon. I beheaded another who was trying to sneak up behind Alice, and despite me being next to useless in the 12v2, there was somehow only one goblin still left standing. He looked back and forth at us nervously, spear shaking in his hands. We slowly stalked towards him, trying to surround him, and he broke. He turned and ran, dropping his weapon as he desperately sprinted for the tree line. Alice rushed forward and grabbed the dropped spear, before igniting it and taking aim. She stuck her tongue out of the corner of her mouth adorably and lined up her shot. With a small whoosh, she hurled the flaming spear and skewered him through the heart, the **** of the spear driving it into his back and all the way out of his chest. The last goblin staggered forward, lurching on his feet as his body started shutting down. He took a few unsteady steps towards the trees and safety, and dropped to his knees, before collapsing dead.

"Penny, you're a fucking genius! How did you know that would work?!" Alice looked at me, barely containing her mirth.

"All because of my silver tongue." I replied smugly, crossing my arms with a smirk.

"I can think of another thing that tongue can do." She replied, moving closer until I could feel her hot breath on my ear, and the heat radiating from her body. I stared into her hazel eyes, a blush creeping up my cheeks as my dumbass finally realized what she meant. She grabbed my bare waist and pressed me into her and brought her lips down onto my neck. She started biting my throat, trailing light nibbles down my collarbone as I practically went limp in her hands.

"F-fuck, Alice. I'm-I'm-"

"Where's that silver tongue of yours now, baby?" She teased me, circling my pussy with one finger, rubbing my lips but not putting it in. "Do you like my little fingers playing with your greedy cunt?"

I buried one hand in her hair, pulling her back into my neck, while the other reached around her to grab her ass. More kisses trailed up my neck and cheek, tickling me with their softness. She bit my earlobe gently and huffed, blasting my ear with hot air and I shivered.

"Don't stop," I moaned, "More, please."

She lifted me in a bridal carry, one strong arm under my knees and another under my shoulder, and carried me away from the carnage and blood stained grass. I kissed the curve of her throat, sucked on the side of her neck, and bit her shoulders hard enough to leave marks. My arms wrapped around her neck as I rested against her chest, feeling her magical warmth seep into me as she carried me to a sunlit grass patch in the center of the clearing. I pressed my lips against hers one more time before she gently lowering me to the ground. I lay down in the warm grass as she straightened and stood directly over my face. I could see up her skirt, and looked at those lace panties I had bought her. Damn, I had good taste. She seductively reached down and pulled them down, showing me her dripping wet pussy as she slowly took them off. I let out a whistle, and she dropped them into my open mouth. I sucked on them, enjoying the appetizer as I awaited the main course.

"Maybe that'll shut you up." She said before crouching over me, her slit only a few centimeters from my mouth. I spit out her underwear, before handing them to her and she plopped down onto my awaiting mouth. Her thighs strangled me as I ate her out, feeling her walls pulse and grip my tongue as I shoved it further and further into her pussy.

"Oh fuck, there's that silver tongue!" She cried as I licked every last inch of her beautiful cunt. She quivered above me as I pleasured her, and her thighs trembled under my grip. I felt her hand snake down to my pussy, and she started to finger me with two fingers, pumping them in and out while hitting all the right spots.

"Penny, I'm so close! Keep going, j-just like that." She moaned out, and I did everything I could to make her cum. She continued to thrust her hand in and out of me, playing with my breasts at the same time and I arched my back in pleasure as she continued to finger-fuck me, so close to orgasm, almost there...

"ROAR!"

Alice immediately stopped and froze, scanning the tree line as she tried to discern where the sound came from. I whined from under her thighs and she got off me apologetically. She sat down next to me and I crawled into her lap, disappointed that we couldn't cum. She wrapped her legs around my stomach and an arm around my shoulders and started to rake my scalp with her nails. I shivered despite her warmth as she brushed my hair with her fingers, untangling the knots formed from being tossed around in a cart and then fighting. I looked up at her pleadingly and tried to bring her other hand down to my pussy but she resisted.

"I'm sorry babe, it's too risky here." She started, before affixing me with a lust-filled look. "But once we get to the capital, I'm all yours to do whatever you want."

"I'm holding you to that." I replied with a glare. She chuckled before booping me on the nose and kissing my forehead.

"My little lioness has some fire in her." She purred, and nuzzled my ear. My family crest was a roaring lion, and her nickname for me was little lioness. I asked her why I was little, and she said, "Because you can't beat me yet."

Bullshit, I could beat her at everything but fighting.

"Penny, you have to get dressed." She said softly, petting my hair. I sighed, and slowly got off her, before pulling her up after me.

"I'll go check the carriage for another dress." I said over my shoulder as I walked towards the flipped carriage.

"Alright, I'll confirm kills and stand watch."

I walked over to the flipped carriage before pulling myself up and dropping into the interior. Rummaging around in the mess, I found a few dresses, though I couldn't really make out the details, and I threw them out, followed by some leather boots. Much more sensible for hiking through a forest than my sandals. I found my jacket in the corner as well, and I slung it over my shoulder as I climbed back out to see what I had salvaged. I looked at my findings in dismay.

"Shit. Alice, I only have sexy dresses!" I called out, staring down at the clothes I had haphazardly thrown onto the grass. My sensible clothes were in the other carriage, and this one only had lingerie and more revealing dresses. I wasn't going to find any dresses actually fit for wilderness survival here.

She walked over and looked at my choices with a smirk, "At least I won't get tired of looking at you when you're wearing them." I shoved her shoulder in annoyance,

"Oh shut up, I have to walk through a forest looking like a whore."

"Why would you bring dresses for a slut if you didn't want to wear them?"

"I was going to wear them for you, but if you think they're too slutty, maybe I'll just burn them and only wear proper and modest clothes from now on."

"Oh noooooo, whatever shall I do? Maybe I'll fuck your brains out every night until you buy new ones." She groaned in mock dismay, before picking one of the dresses up.

"Pfft, I'd love to see you try." I scoffed, before looking at another one. "Which one should I wear?"

She studied the dresses on the ground, poring over each one to decide what would offer the best balance between making me her eye-candy and giving me protection from the elements. I put on the boots while I waited, admiring their quality and how soft the leather was. The first dress was a red sequined minidress with a plunging neckline that stopped just above my navel. The halter top left my back completely wide open almost down to my ass, and the hemline came well above mid thigh, so if I bent over I'd flash anyone looking at me. Wearing this would also mean that any running or jiggling my breasts would let my girls pop out.

The second was better in terms of coverage, but it was a transparent white silk dress that would hug my body like a second skin. Wearing it would mean letting anyone get a free look at my pussy and nipples, and reduce my mobility with how tightly it would grip my legs. I tossed it aside with a frown.

"Not that one, Alice." She whined in disappointment. before looking at the last option.

A shiny gold minidress with slits on both legs stopping just on my hourglass waist, and showing a bit more cleavage than appropriate. The back crisscrossed with strings to offer a modicum of coverage, and the hem stopped mid-thigh in the back, and barely covered my pussy in the front. Honestly, this one offered the most protection out of all the dresses I packed.

"You should wear this one, Penny." She said, offering me the third dress. I agreed with her thoughts. I quickly put it on before turning around. "Could you tie the strings in the back please?" I asked, and she happily did so, taking a little more time and being a little more touchy than needed, but I didn't mind. I liked the way her warm hands felt, caressing my back and shoulders. I turned around and gave her a little twirl, and she ran her thumb over her lips as she blatantly eye-fucked me. I buttoned my cropped jacket, covering half my torso and my breasts, so I could at least have some modesty. A cold breeze blew through the clearing and I shivered, the cool air causing my first wardrobe malfunction as it lifted the hem of my dress and flashed my shaved pussy to my girlfriend. She wolf-whistled and I rolled my eyes in exasperation.

"Calm down you slut, which way to the capital?"

She slapped my ass as she walked past me, "This way Penny!"