Treasure Adventurer

What in the name of the Sack could this possibly be? By simple reasoning you figured out the purpose and aspects of all the other promotions but this? 'Treasure Adventurer', Adventurers were murderous thieving traveling homeless people who all loved to kill your kind. Surely this couldn't be what you thought it was, it had to have been something else. Regardless of how impossible it seemed you went ahead and selected the option as though you were compelled to see. The menu disappeared and for a moment nothing seemed to happen. Before you could contemplate whether the 'Promotion' really meant anything you were suddenly enveloped in blinding light. Tani was **** to cover her eyes from the sight as you began to levitate off of the ground.

Congratulations on successfully completing your account registration and character creation!

...Okay there was a booming voice now speaking in your mind, that was new.

Welcome to Alluvia, Champion!

But this was the Caves of Kaligoth-

A world of Magic, Riches, and Adventure where you shall meet many friends as well as many foes!

Can this guy hear you? He sounds like he's reading a script or something.

As you have been upgraded to a Premium Account you may now enjoy all the benefits that your fellow Heroes partake in! Zone Barriers have been lowered and your Level Cap has been increased!

No Zone Barriers? You were a Nomad Goblin now?

Your fellow Adventurers can no longer attack you freely now while you are in neutral territory! You must consent to a duel before such things can occur now!

Back up, Adventurers can't attack you anymore!?

A wide world awaits ahead of you, Champion! Go forth and save Alluvia!

Nonononono hold on a second you still had so many questions that can't be it! Moments pass and the booming voice did not return. Instead your body was suddenly enveloped in further blinding light. You could feel something breaking away from you, some restraints or limitations you never knew you possessed. As though chains snapped you suddenly felt freer than ever before! The light dimmed and you landed on the soles of your feet back on the cave floor. Bounding from one foot to the next you decided to open up your stat menu to see if anything had changed. And oh boy did it change.

Class: Treasure Adventurer

Level: 10

Health: 400/400

Melee Attack: 25

Ranged Attack: 13

Weaknesses: Frost, Fire, and Traps

Special Abilities:

Thorough Looter: Can interact with items in the world. Can loot any corpse. All corpses are persistent until looted fully.

Treasure Goblin Sack: Whenever you take damage a random amount of treasure is dropped from your sack. Provides unlimited inventory space.

Item Snatcher: Every basic attack steals a targeted enemy's equipped item, weapon, or armor piece.

Premium Account: Can now interact with NPCs. Can now accept Quests. Can now join Parties and Guilds. Level Cap increased. Item restrictions removed.

Still a Treasure Goblin: Defeated Heroes are considered items.

Holy shit.