Traversing the rooftops

Aerith pondered a bit before realizing being caught naked by the entirety of sector 5 was still infinitely better than being kidnapped and gawd knows what else by Don Corneo. “I think mom will forgive me for streaking when I let her know that my clothes were stolen by Don Corneo and his thugs. Better give those guys the slip before they come back…” Aerith spoke to her flowers in the garden. She made her way to the back of the church while reminiscing about the last time she had used this route with Cloud to evade the Turks.

(I really miss my bodyguard…) she thought for a moment but returned to the task at hand of climbing the not so stable pieces of wood somehow being held together. It felt weird with each step and she was reminded just how naked she was as the cool draft of the evening air tickled every inch of her skin. It took a little extra time to avoid splinters but she was finally on the roof of the church where she quickly laid down and saw the goons arriving with a very angry Don Corneo.

“You two lunkheads had better have a good reason to have pulled me away!”

“Oh boss you will definitely be pleased when you see what we got you,” Kotch said while grabbing one of the doors of the church.

“Let’s just say revenge is a dish best served butt ass naked…” Scotch said grabbing the other door before they both opened to an empty church.

“Little church mouse come out come out wherever you are~” Kotch called out.

“The boss is ready for his thorough Corneo inspection,” Scotch said looking around the empty pews.

Aerith quietly chuckled as she could hear them growing increasingly frustrated and even saw Don Corneo kick Scotch in the ass to make him fall over. “I think it’s about time for me to head home now.”

“I swear you two are just the most stupid…” Don Corneo said as he looked up and saw the naked Aerith jumping across the roofs. “It’s the flower girl! And she’s butt ass naked!!”

“Yes sir. She’s the gift we had gotten for you,” Kotch said standing next to the Don

“And it looks like she’s getting away…” Scotch said standing next to Kotch.

“Well go get her you idiots!” Don Corneo practically screamed. “If you manage to not screw this up, I even might let you have sloppy seconds. Huhuhuharhar!”

Aerith heard quite enough as she threw a piece of wood that smack the Don right in his pig face. She even threw up a middle finger and said, “Better luck next time bozos! I’m outta here.”

Don Corneo was stomping around like an angry child with a bloody nose as he screamed, “Bring me that bitch now!” Aerith continued on her way and happily hummed the tune of “On our way” as she carefully moved from abandoned rooftop to rooftop. The finale of the night for Don Corneo and his goons happened when she heard a loud crash followed by the three screams.

“Get off of me you idiots!” The Don could be heard screaming but Scotch and Kotch made no noise.

“Well that’s one problem out of the way. Maybe I can find something to cover up before I hit the actual city…” Aerith said as she made her way closer to where she would eventually run into people.