Travel to the future!

Given how everything you know about the past indicates that it probably wouldn't be safe for a person like you, you decide travelling into the future would probably be the best option.

You step into your D.I.Y. time machine and, as your hand hovers over the repurposed egg timer you'll be using to control this hunk of junk, you are faced with a new dilemma.

Exactly what point in the future should you travel to? Going forward a year or two would be pointless at best, and universe-endingly paradoxical at worst.

A hundred years into the future? Will society have even progressed far enough enough for that to be worth travelling to?

Two hundred years? A thousand?

You don't have enough information to make a particularly informed decision on this, so instead of giving yourself the opportunity to chicken out, you simply shut your eyes and turn the dial, setting the timer.

After a series of rather concerning sounds, the time machine seems to start up. Your heart races as you feel the machine moving.