After a while, the machine stops moving

You tentatively open your eyes and take a step out of the machine, immediately locking eyes with a very surprised-looking woman and an equally as surprised-looking man laying on a particularly long couch together, his cock balls-deep inside of her.

There's a very awkward silence, during which you can't help but notice how sexy the two of them are. Not just individually - although that too, what with her voluptuous curves and his toned physique - but the way their bodies seem to fit together perfectly, clearly having been in the midst of a passionate encounter before you just popped up out of nowhere. They're both technically clothed, but there's more mesh than solid fabric in what they're wearing.

You're definitely not in your basement anymore, although where - or when - you are currently remains a mystery at this moment. You could just try asking the couple what year it is, and risk coming off as either a lunatic or a pervert (or both), or you could blurt out an apology and rush up those stairs you've just spotted in the hopes that you don't bump into any more extremely attractive people mid-coitus.