Train operator notices something is wrong

The train was thirty minutes to the next station when the train operator realized that there was an orgy taking place in the first two cars. He immediately got onto his radio and called the station.

“Guys, you’re not going to believe this but everyone in cars 2 and 3 are having sex. What should I do?”

He was shocked by the response he got on the other end, “We are evacuating the station ahead of you now. Once you get there, seal the doors and get yourself out of there.”

Dumbfounded he got back on his radio, “I said they were having sex not dropping dead. You make it sound like there is an outbreak.”

“There is an outbreak,” said the man at the station, “I don’t have time to explain it. All I can say is men are not affected by it. It should be safe for you to leave, which I recommended you do. The infected women have already killed several men trying to sooth their sex crazed appetites.”

The operator was shocked and said, “Alright. I don’t quite get what’s going on but alright.”

“You will be escorted out by military.”

“Military?!” he shouted, “How bad is this outbreak?”

“We are quarantining, Manhattan Island.”