Toy aisle

I make it to the toy aisle fairly quickly and I start examining my options, keeping in mind the amount of money I can spend. Having this kind of power has definitely awakened something in me, because now I can’t help looking at these toys and not think about all the sexual things I can make them do. I do have to try to keep my horniness in check, otherwise people might give me weird looks.

There’s definitely quite a bit of toys that are calling out to me. But, I have to remember, I am on a budget. I can’t just go around buying everything. I think I’ll limit myself to three toys and that’s it.

Man, there’s so many options. A Barbie is an obvious choice. There’s also a bunch of toys based on Disney princesses and other Disney characters. Then there’s all the superheroes. Not to mention all the other toys based on shows, both live action & animated, some of which I’ve seen & other’s I haven’t. There are so many options. I have no clue what to get.

A helpful, but unwanted, employee approaches me and asks, “Do you need any help finding anything?” which brings back to reality. I reply “What? No, thank you. I’m good.”

The employee walks away and now I feel a bit of pressure to just pick something. I’m going to try to pick three women from different franchises. Have a little bit of variety to choose from.