Towards a spaceship heading for the solar system's outmost planet

"Onwards we all go, with life in tow!" Was sung from the center of the gathering, the men were pressing forwards towards one edge of the protective circle. The police who had been tasked with guarding that area couldn't believe their noses when the smell of men, real men, came closer and closer. Just as the first man reached that edge, close enough for him to stretch out his hand and touch the first woman he saw, the guards at that end collapsed; their emotions simply too high for them to stand straight.

The reasons for the laws precluding men from gallivanting willy nilly in areas meant for women was only partially due to their distracting nature. Another reason was what was currently unfolding, the carnage that could happen around the men could be substantial in the stampedes that occurred. It always lead to the hospital having to spend almost thirty minutes straight regrowing limbs. A procedure that was about as testing as pulling out a splinter in this day and age, which was severely annoying for the personnel. Despite this law being put in place and several gatherings of men often perusing female areas out of boredom, no-one was ever charged. This since it was hard for a judge to pass judgement and beg to suck a dick at the same time.

This gathering of men however, weren't lead by a slouch or a fool. With a commanding voice he ordered the bundles of hormones rushing in his direction to form a line and cycle through them all, a large feat due to the five armies of women which had managed to gather. Each and every single woman crawling to the back of the line when ordered, assured that they had left an impression on the magnificent men they had seen as they left a slime trail behind their crawling path.

Despite the attention heaped upon the musical men who paraded through the city, they still found themselves grow bored as time lurched forwards. This lead them to a more secluded area, from where a rocket was going to be fired into the heaven's and out to the farthest planet. The perimeter of the launching pad around the giant rocket was guarded diligently by tall and imposing women. Tall and imposing women who were distracted and left standing in bliss after a single smile was thrown their way.

The men and their entourage of women made their way into the spaceship just in time not to be swallowed by the rocket's exhaust. They were all going on a journey to the distant mining operation on Pluto. When it was all said and done, suddenly Cyndi Lauper realized something, if the pilots catch wind of the presence of men; then it was almost a certainty that they would crash. She was gonna have to do everything in her power to stop rumors from reaching the pilots and keep the men from boredom. With that task in mind, she hoped and prayed that these boys just wanted to have fun and not crash into a stray asteroid.