Too pale for the booths

Lauren was greeted by the receptionist, a tall tanned beauty who belonged on the cover of a magazine. Lauren felt a familiar pang of jealous.

"Hi, I'm here to use a tanning booth." Lauren explained.

"Oh, you are much to pale for that." The receptionist said. Lauren was a little stunned by the comment.

"Uh, what?" Lauren asked, confused.

"You need a base tan before you're ready for the booths." The receptionist went on. "We'll have to apply a bronzer beforehand."

"Oh. I guess I'll do that then." Lauren said.

"Good!" The receptionist led her through a door to another room. This room had shelves of beauty projects, and a table in the middle of the room.

"Take off your clothes." The receptionist commanded. "I will apply the bronzer."

"Uh, what?!" Lauren asked in shock.