Samira beat you.

“It was a close battle, but this fighter’s skill and experience outmatched their opponent’s determination,” says the commentator. “No doubt we’ll be seeing much more of their unorthodox fighting style in the coming weeks. Let’s hear it for our winner...Samira!”

Samira grins with joy as the ref holds up her arm, posing ostentatiously to let the floodlights glitter off her clothes. As you look on, she does one last sinuous dance to celebrate her victory.

You’ve been defeated by Samira.