Too Drunk to Care

Amy took a hand towel and dried Bianca's upper body. "I have an idea," she said, hoping Bianca was too drunk to care. Amy took a roll of toilet paper. "Raise your arms above your head."

Bianca did as she was told. She was wobbly on her feet.

Amy started to wrap the toilet paper around Bianca.

"What ur you doing?" asked Bianca. "This will look like totally shilly."

"No, it looks just like a wrap," said Amy, doing a great job of not laughing, "and besides, everyone's too drunk to notice. You'll look even sexier than before."

"Oh, your like pobably right," slurred Bianca.

After she wrapped a good amount of toilet paper around Bianca's chest, Amy tucked in a strand in the back. She smiled. Any wetness would start to dissolve this "top."

Bianca put her hands down. "My bottoms keep shlipping."

"I'll fix that," said Amy. She looked under the sink and found another roll of toilet paper. She unrolled it and stuffed it all down the back of Bianca's panties, which were still wet, causing much of the toilet paper to become a damp, mushy mess. "There," said Amy, "not only does it make your ass look sexier, but your bottoms will stay up."

Bianca hugged Amy. "Your shuch a good friend."

"Let's go back to the party," said Amy.

Bianca led the way, allowing Amy to snicker behind her back as she looked at the lumpy panties.