Tom introduces us around

Tom broke our somewhat awkward silence by saying, “Here let me get you guys a drink and then I will introduce you around. What would you guys like to drink?”

I opted for a Bud Light and Lisa took a fake beer, one of the various malt beverages they make for women that still have a lot of **** but taste like lemonade. We met a lot of people and I drank more beers, the house and backyard were full, and there must have been 20 couples there, maybe 45 to 50 people. Evidently Tom and Jeri throw a good party. We met the neighbors directly behind us, Bill and Randi Campbell. Bill was a short, round red headed guy with a full beard and a dour personality. His wife was at least as tall as him, brunette, petite and pretty damn hot for the mother of two college aged daughter. Their daughters were home for the summer so they apologized in advance if the girls made too much noise.

Right after Bill and Randi we met another couple, Alan and Giselle Thomas. I almost dropped my jaw to the ground when the woman turned around and I realized that I was face to face with the masturbating woman from my bird watching walk. She was dressed conservatively in a red tank top and khaki shorts, her firm breasts discreetly covered and her dark hair perfectly styled to accent her pretty face. I am sure I had a really stupid look on my face and that she wondered why I was turning bright red.

“Have we met before?” Giselle asked me.

It took all of my will to collect myself and answer, “I don’t think so. You looked familiar to me for a second. But since I just moved here I doubt it.”

After that Lisa saved me by going into some chit chat with Giselle while I stood around and tried not to think about the fact I had jacked off while watching this women masturbate.

“So what do you do Steve?” I heard Alan ask.

That was a great question because it got my mind off of thinking about my voyeuristic encounter with his wife, “Umm, I have a small business that sells promotional products and logo apparel. The kind of stuff companies use for marketing, trade shows, uniforms that type of thing. How about you I fired back at him.”

I’m in Pharmaceutical sales, good job, but I have to travel a lot,” he answered.

I wondered if his wife needed the relief because he was gone a lot, or if she had some other motive. We chatted with them for a few more moments and then Tom guided us onto meeting some other folks. We met several more people and then Tom wanted us to meet one of the single guys at the party, it was Jerry Burton, and I knew he was going to be trouble from the moment I laid eyes on him. He was tall, well built, handsome, maybe 30 years old or so. He had ladies man written all over him and from the way he started chatting up my wife and ignoring me I was concerned. This guy was a true player and like to rack up a scorecard.

I was going to pull Lisa away as Tom had drifted off, figuring he had done enough hosting of us I guess, but my bladder was ready to burst and it was time for me to make a quick pit stop. I signaled to Lisa that I was going to take a break and I have to say I did not like the way she waved her hand at me never taking her eyes off of Jerry’s face as he was talking to her.

I made my way into the house, bumping into Jeri on the way through the door way. Her big boobs rubbed up against my chest and she gave me a very friendly smile as I went by her. I could tell that she was getting more than a bit wasted. “Where is the bathroom,” I asked her.

Go up the stairs just a bit to the right and you will see it,” she said. Then she added, “And maybe I will see you later and she gave me a little pinch on the bottom.”

I have to say I was still looking back at her when stumbled over the staircase. I went up the stairs and found the bathroom unoccupied, thank god and almost through with my business when the door flew open and in walked a woman catching me in mid stream so to speak.