To the yearbook club

Yearbook club probably only has one hot chick in it, if you're lucky. Maybe none. But if you want to find out which bitches in the senior class got voted best dick sucking lips or most likely to blow a stranger, the yearbook staff will know who they are, and they'll have pictures of them too.

You bust into the yearbook office with your dick already in hand, half-hard. There are only five students in the room, and one of them is a nasty-looking perv with a fancy camera.

Besides him, there's a tired looking girl with a messy bun on her head, chewing her pencil while she writes. There's a short, curvy chick in heavy make-up, scrolling through photos on her laptop. In the corner, there's a red-head with huge tits and pressed overalls fucking around with some kind of a printer. With glue and scissors in her hands, the last girl is some kind of weirdo pixie chick with rainbow-died hair, scrapbooking some photos together and humming to herself.

The nasty dude takes a photo of you holding your dick in your hand. "Hey, yearbook nerds?" you ask. "I need your help."

"You're David, riiiight?" says the one scrolling photos. "You're that perv who went here before he died."

"What are you talking about, Trinnie?" says the writer, gnawing on her eraser.

"No it's for real," says the scrapbook girl. "He's dead now and in heaven, so we all gotta suck his dick and stuff."

"Whatever, man." The tired writer gets up from her chair and says, "I'm Virginia, Chief editor. This is Trinnie, our social media /gossip editor." The cutie waves at you and blows a kiss. "Working on the PC Load Letter over there is Tabby, our Printmaster, and rainbow-haired girl who wants your dick is called Suzie. She's our Layout and Design Editor. Oh yeah, and our resident pervert / photographer, Bart.

"It's not a PC Load Letter, it's a toner jam, and I'm too busy to suck any dick."

"Same," says Bart.

"Don't worry," says Virginia, "no one is going to be sucking any dick in yearbook club today."

Having been introduced, you speak up, "I am David. The pixie bitch is right. I actually just came here to ask you weirdos who were the hottest, sluttiest, best dick-sucking seniors at the school, but now that I'm here, I actually could get my dick sucked."