To the pool

Walter smiled mischievously and replied, "Yes, I guess I need to work on my voice. But the impact seems to be there already." He looked around the room and noticed the varied reactions of his colleagues: some were fascinated, others amused, and still others seemed embarrassed.

"Well, colleagues," said Walter, pausing dramatically, "I'm going to hide in the university pool. Anyone who wants can come visit me there. But remember: I'm still me, just in a very attractive body."

With that, he left the tea kitchen, his hips swaying enticingly with each step. "Don't forget to keep the iBod safe!" Walter called over his shoulder as he disappeared. His colleagues were left murmuring among themselves, exchanging astonished looks. Some shook their heads, others laughed incredulously.

"Did he just say we should visit him at the pool?" one of his colleagues asked, confused.

"I think he was serious," another replied with a grin.

On his way, Walter attracted the attention of passing students and staff. Some stared at him in disbelief, others giggled behind their hands. A few brave souls even whistled at him, which Walter acknowledged with a confident smile.