To the park

John couldn’t believe he managed to end up in this exhilarating position. He was utterly naked, with absolutely nothing on in broad daylight. He dreamed of this exact moment his whole life. As an exhibitionist at heart, he wanted to show off his baby weenie to the world.

He walked proudly with his very small penis bouncing around excitedly in the hopes of someone seeing him in this revealing state. He walked past his older neighbor, Mr. Richards, as he peacefully watered his beautiful garden.

With a cheesy smile, John shouted, “Good afternoon, Mr. Richards. How are you?”

Startled by the scream, but upon seeing a stark naked John, Mr. Richards’ jaw completely dropped to the chilly grass. There was his neighbor, butt naked from head to toe. But the memorable scene was the very tiny, small cocklette attached to John’s chicken legs.

Mr. Richards overcame many obstacles in his life and was quite articulate, but with this, he didn’t have the words to convey the severity of how small John’s penis was. The small-looking boy approached his inquisitive neighbor with a naïve attitude over his nudity and, above all — his fabulously tiny dicklette resting gracefully on top of his tight, boyish balls. John made the Statue of David look hung and glorious.

“Oh my, hello, John. Haha, I hope you are enjoying your day.”

Mr. Richards tried his hardest not to laugh or insult the poor boy’s baby micropenis. He knew better than to judge someone’s body, especially with something like a tiny little wee-wee. Boys already feel self-conscious about the size of their penis when most are average, so to actually have the most miniature, abnormally small penis is a little wonder to behold.

But, the task of being expressionless was almost impossible, as it was a comedic occasion. He couldn’t fathom a penis being so tiny and gentle looking. He couldn’t stop looking at the little thing wiggling between his legs with a gleeful innocence. John was like a little boy, unashamed of the pitfalls of his thin, fun-sized, wiggliest twiggy.

John purposely stretched on his tip toes, reaching for the sky, making sure Mr. Richards had an apparent angle of his little dick shaking in front of him.

“I’m having an amazing day.”

Mr. Richards was clearly baffled by John’s strange behavior. It seemed like he didn’t realize he was naked, sporting a tiny missile crisis.

“John, don’t you realize…”

John looked confused, “Realize what?”

He looked directly between John’s legs, where a grown man’s penis should be.

“That you’re tiny, I mean, I’m just saying, it’s freezing. You shouldn’t be parading about like that.”

“Hmm. Like what, exactly?”

“With your little, I mean, well, just generally, it’s too cold, clearly.”

John smiled, knowing what he meant, and said, “I feel just fine.”

That clearly wasn’t the case for John, and he knew it. His entire penis shivered in the ice-cold weather, shrinking to a dormant little nub, reaching the negativity of inches. The little thing was practically hibernating in a shrinkage of cold.

“John, you seem to be, umm, very cold. Why don’t you come inside for some tea?”

“I would love to. That’s such a ‘tiny little’ gesture. Thank you.”

He walked in front of Mr. Richards, and he held back laughter seeing his little, spankable butt jiggle. John was quite the catch, except for the little baby disaster roaming between his skinny legs. They drank mint tea while Mr. Richards' eyes were glued to John’s tiny spectacle. The image of John’s naked body will be burned in his mind forever, and his little teenie weenie dick made it more special.

“I must say, you are fearless to walk around like that. I wish I didn’t have any shame.”

“Well, it’s all about stripping yourself of those fears and letting it all hang down.”

Mr. Richards couldn’t hold back laughter anymore, “Haha, do you mean peek out?”

“That’s exactly what I mean, Mr. Richards.”

“Well, I’m glad you did that. If I were in your shoes, I would be beyond embarrassed.”

“I don’t think there’s anything to be embarrassed about.”

Mr. Richards took another glance at his half-inch tee-tee and chuckled. His little guy warmed up quite nicely and was no longer a little icicle.

“Sure, boy, keep believing in that. It’s a nice mindset to have.”

In a turn of events, his little dick was leaking pre-cum, and he couldn’t help but appear like nothing was wrong. The teasing from his neighbor over his small penis turned him on more than anything before. He craved more humiliation, so he still dedicated himself to the park, where he knew more people and humiliating remarks would be.

John rose and shook his hand, “Well, I’ll be going now. I still want to go to the park.”

“Hehe, okay then. I hope you have an enjoyable time, tiny; I mean John.”

John smirked and walked off. Mr. Richards closed the door, screaming with laughter.

He laughed, called his wife, and hollered, “Barb. Too bad you went to the store. John paid me a visit. He was naked and his dick was so fucking tiny.”

She was on speaker phone and John could hear her laughter.

He said, “Oh my god! What even was that between his legs? It was half a jelly bean! Come home soon. I snapped a photo when he wasn’t looking. He is hung like a five-year-old boy.”

John’s face turned bright red, knowing what Mr. Richards thought of his little baby penis, and that he had a photograph of it. Soon his wife would see it too. But it turned him on so much. He continued to walk towards the park.

At one point, a police officer stopped him before he crossed the street. He was shocked to see a boy in the nude with ridiculously small genitalia.

“Boy, don’t you know that, hahaha…”

“Know what?”

“That you should, ahem, check both sides when crossing the street.”

“Oh, of course, officer. Thank you for the tip.”

John skipped off across the street while the police officer laughed at the naked boy and his inappropriate and inadequate attire.

John reached the park and was at a loss for words. It was full of hundreds of people because there was a concert. And he recognized many of them from school.