To the Lazy River!

Ah, the lazy river. The perfect place to relax and just float and keep cool. With so many people and innertubes, there was a lot of cover if one was to lose their swim trunks. But it's also a very bad way to lose them cause the currents will carry them off and you'd have to find them quick or else they'd be gone.

Well, John wasn't too concerned with the finding them again part so that was fine. As he entered the lazy river he made sure to float for a bit away from the lifeguards watchful eye before he put his plan into action. As he was under the cover of the bridge area, he grabbed onto the wall with both hands and held on!

Sure enough the currents did their job and he kept holding as he felt the cool water flowing all over his lower half. He did it, he was naked! After a bit, he let go, flowing along down the river. There were a few spectators who could've sworn that they saw his butt peek out of the water as he held on, but no one was sure.

The current felt amazing as it flowed over his body. He actually felt at peace as the cool water flowed in places he never let it flow before. But surprisingly, no one spotted him yet. Well, that's no fun.

He weighed his options on how to reveal himself. He could walk out at the next entry way, feigning ignorance at his nudity. He could float on his back, letting all the people see his puny periscope point to the sky. Or maybe he could just let the currents take him around the park and see if anyone just noticed him on their own.