To the Great Deku Tree

Link took Saria with him to the Great Deku Tree. While Saria didn't have a sword and shield, Link was suspicious that something might pull the rug from under him and so used her to test for dangers. Better for her to be **** by tree people than him.

"So **** Mido is bad but she's fine with Marcie, Gina, Rina and Marel doing the same thing to Gina, Susan, Ben, Cutie and Vanessa." said Link.

"I'm just surprised she didn't say Mido deserved it for being a boy." said Saria.

Link and Saria reached the Great Deku Tree.

"Alright, bitch, open your damn bitch mouth." said Link.

"Er... what?" asked the Great Deku Tree who was not expecting Link to say such a thing.

"I know you're cursed and shit and I have to enter your bitch mouth so lets just get this shit over with."

"Very well." said the Great Deku Tree, opening his mouth.

Link and Saria entered the Great Deku Tree through his mouth. Link was glad to have killed Navi.

The first time he went through this, he had to deal with that dumb bitch saying, "Hey, listen! Listen!" to tell Link very basic information that he already knew like how a door works.

Going through the tree, Link and Saria encountered a Deku Scrub. Except that instead of the little creature from the original timeline, this one was a sexy female. The Deku summoned vines to try to whip Link with but he blocked it with his shield.

Link ran up to the Deku girl, blocking the vine blows with his shield and smacked her in the face with it.

The Deku girl fell to the floor.

"Please, I'm sorry!" she cried.

Link wanted to **** this bitch but wasn't sure if it would be safe to do so. Better let some sucker have their way with her first. He didn't wanna go back to the village just to drag some other guy to **** her.

Then he remembered that he had eaten a fairy. Maybe he has some magic powers from it. Link focused every hard on Saria's crotch and...

Saria started screaming in pain.

"I feel something growing out of my...!" she cried.

Link did a crotch grab to check to see if his spell worked.

"What are you doing?" asked Saria.

"Checking your genital parts." said Link. "It appears that you're a dickgirl now."

Link turned back to the Deku girl.

"Listen up, bitch." he said. "First Saria is gonna **** you. Then I'm gonna examine her penis and if its okay, I'm gonna **** you. If its not okay, I'm gonna do something worse that ****."