To her office

You follow Jane into her office where she sits down in a chair behind her desk. "Shut the door, and have a seat, Shawn" she says.

You shut the door and then sit down in the chair across the desk from her. She stares at you silently while you ponder what it is this time that you are going to get bitched at for. She has made your work life a hell for the past year and it has been getting worse and worse.

Finally Jane breaks the silence. "So, Shawn, I couldn't help but overhear your little conversation out there about my outfit."

I began to panic. Shit. This was it. She is probably going to fire my ass at this point if she overheard my lewd comments to Tony.

Jane continued, "Do you really think that it is appropriate to make those kinds of comments at work, let alone about your boss?"

You could feel sweat starting to form on your forehead. "What are you talking about?" you stammer. "I didn't say anything!"

Shawn rolled her eyes, sighed and glared at you, pursing her lips together. "Oh really, Shawn? What was it that I heard? Something about a camel toe?"

I could feel myself blushing but I still continued to try to squirm out of the situation I had found myself in. "Look, Jane, I am not sure what you think you heard but we weren't talking about you!"

She was getting visibly angrier as I protested. "And something about you 'measuring with your dick?' What is that supposed to mean?"

You can feel your heart beating faster and resign yourself to your fate. "Look, Jane, me and Tony were just having fun, that's how guys talk. I really didn't mean anything by it, it was just a joke!"

Jane looked at you silently for a minute and tapped her fingers on her desk. "So, Shawn, what is a camel toe?"

You stare back at her incredulously.

"It's not a trick question, Shawn, I want you to tell me what a camel toe is."

You blink and look back at her. "You really want me to...?"

She glares at you and raises her voice, "I am not going to ask you again, Shawn."

You gulp and then clear your throat. "Uhh, well its when a girl has uh...."

Jane glares heatedly at you.

"It's when a girl has...." You gesture at your crotch area.

"Yes, Shawn? Go ahead!" Jane drolls impatiently.

"It's when your... you know... is visible through your... clothes?" You manage to stammer.

"My what?" Jane pressed.

You sigh, "Your.... vagina...?"

Jane crosses her arms and glares at you.

"That's not the word I have heard you use out there. Try again."

You wipe your forehead and reply, "Your.... pussy? We can see your... pussy lips through your pants..."

Now it is Jane's turn to blush. She breathes deeply for a moment then glares back at you before standing up from her desk and then walks around it to stand in front of you. Jane gestures down at her crotch area and says, "This is how the fabric of these pants is cut. It is not a 'camel toe', Shawn, it is just the style. Also, even if it were a 'camel toe', why the fuck are you staring? Didn't we have a similar conversation when I first became manager? It is not okay for you to eyeball-fuck me, I am your boss and you are out of line." Jane crosses her arms and glares down at you.

She is so delusional, you think. She clearly has a camel toe for everyone to see, it is not the "cut of the fabric". And at the mention of "eyeball-fucking" you remember your first fateful encounter with her and your eyes subconsciously find their way to her tits, currently being pushed up by her crossed arms. As soon as you do you immediately shoot your eyes back to Jane's face, but too late.

"Are you fucking kidding me?!?" She half shouts at you. You look down at the floor. Oh well, you think. I guess I can kiss this job goodbye.