To avoid suspicion, make enough for everyone

To avoid suspicion (and no other reason) you produce four cans of the remixed Bimbo Juice.

"Guys, there's another variant flavor of the bubblegum soda," you say, passing cans out. "Want to try it?"

"I should probably cut myself off after this," giggles blonde Indy, accepting a can. "My diet does not allow this many sugary beverages." She offers it to Sully. "Are you sure you don't want a sip?"

"Babe," says Sully, "I do not want to deprive you of your Bimbo Juice."

Blonde Jane and Yu happily take your variant of the amazing drink. They toast each other and pop tabs.

"Where's your can?" asks Pearl, frowning as you pass the Hearts & Minds variant to her. "You're the Popple Quench guru."

"There's only one flavor I need to try," you say cryptically.

Blonde Pearl's expression is deadpan. "Pineapple Twin Jet Turbo."

"I want to try everything, but maybe Yu's right. The machine could run out of syrup or break down any second," you say, bullshitting as hard as you possibly can.

Pearl's demeanor softens somehow. "Infecting your weird-ass love of Popple Quench onto as many of us as possible before it runs out, huh?"

You glance toward Jane, who's drinking her juice now. "Well..."

Pearl smirks and pops her can - she looks really different with blonde hair. Almost cute. "Ah. Trying to infect one of us," she says knowingly. "I get it." And she tastes her Bimbo Juice too.

You do feel a little guilty, but a little Bimbo Juice will do Pearl some good. She can stand to mellow out a bit - it'd help her get a boyfriend at the very least.

All the girls down their sodas together...