Titfucks and creampies and facials, oh my!

The easiest thing to do is search the "Heart To Heart" YouTube channel and see how things usually go on his uncle's show. The YouTube Sam remembers was pretty strict about "adult" content, but the Rulebook has changed all kinds of other social mores. Sure enough, the thumbnails display some of the hottest figures in Hollywood in all kinds of compromised positions. There's Scarlett Johansson with her tits around a big, black cock, Lady Gaga bent over with a woman's face between her cheeks, and Zoe Saldana with cum dripping from her perfect cheekbones.

Sam glance back over his rules; he never said anything about actually having sex during interviews, but the Rulebook seems to have understood his intentions. It follows logically enough that, if two mutually-attracted people are naked and horny together, they might as well get it out of their systems.

Sam queues up a few of the most recent interviews -- Scarlett Johansson, Kristen Stewart, and Karen Gillan -- and take a cautious look at the comments sections. They're pretty much the hellhole he remembers; the thirsty neck-beards may be ever-so-slightly thirstier, but there are still the irrelevant political manifestos, the zero-effort memes, and good old-fashioned racism.

Each of the interviews starts more or less the same as today's had; they make small talk about recent sexual escapades, kinks, and fetishes, masturbating all the while, but when the interviewers get close they ask the women where they want the load. Scarlett Johansson chose to finish her interviewer off with her tits, wearing his jizz proudly like a pearl necklace. Kristen Stewart swallowed every drop, and Karen Gillan practically begged him to pump her pussy full of cum.

Sam nearly slipped his hand in his pants to masturbate, but then remembered what his uncle had said; he's got a full shift tomorrow. That's three or four interviews, and each one will expect a thick, flattering load. He'll have to save himself.

He spends the rest of the night looking up diets and exercises to boost sperm production -- it's all probably bullshit, but most of it is good enough health advice. Sam plans out a few fruit-heavy meals before heading to bed.