Titania is green with envy

Titania slumps down on the couch luxurious penthouse suite, her gaze fixed on the TV watching the latest episode of Celebrity Buzz. She wore a neon green pantsuit with a low-cut top and platform shoes.

A deep anger welled up inside her as she realised her interview had been cut short and moved to the second segment bumped by a piece on She-Hulk.

The TV segment begins with a flashy intro and the camera zooms in on the presenter, Cindy Lee, a bubbly blonde with perfect teeth and a fake tan.

"Welcome back to 'Celebrity Buzz', where we dish all the juicy details about your favorite stars!" Cindy Lee exclaims, her voice dripping with enthusiasm. "Today, we've got an exclusive scoop on She-Hulk, who's been spotted out and about with none other than New York City's own hotshot lawyer Matt Murdock!"

The camera cuts to a paparazzi shot of Jennifer Walters walking down the street with Matt, followed by a shot of She-Hulk playfully lifting Matt up and twirling him around on the dancefloor.

"Now, we all know She-Hulk is one tough cookie, but it seems she's finally met her match in the courtroom heartthrob himself!" Cindy Lee continues, winking at the camera. "And speaking of green, I hear women everywhere are turning green with envy at this power couple!"

"Ugh, can this girl be any more basic? Like, yeah, we get it, you're a lawyer. How original," Titania mutters under her breath.

The segment cuts to a shot of Jennifer looking slightly uncomfortable as she catches wind of the camera crew, and then quickly cuts back to Cindy Lee.

"But seriously folks, can you imagine being in the same room as those two? Courtroom that is. What do you get when you cross a smashing green lawyer with a blind lawyer? A love story that's anything but blind to the law!"

As the camera shows She-Hulk and Matt walking together, Titania snorts. "She-Hulk? More like She-Shrek. And what is with that outfit? She looks like she's still stuck in the '80s. Talk about a fashion fail"

The segment ends with a montage of Jennifer and She-Hulk out on dates with Matt, with Cindy Lee making cringe-worthy lawyer jokes and innuendos the whole way through.

"Ugh, I can't believe they gave this green freak more airtime than me."

She picked up her phone but the first thing on her timeline was a picture of Matt and Jen. As she looked at the happy couple, Jen's radiant smile and Matt's content expression only fueled Titania's rage. Suddenly a twisted but brilliant idea formed in her mind.

"Nothing hurts quite like heartbreak," she muttered to herself, her eyes narrowing in thought. "If I could just break them up...or even better, steal him away from her."

She knew full well that she had no shortage of admirers, but she also knew that Matt Murdock was a man of unparalleled virtue. He would never cheat on She-Hulk...unless...

"Hey, Siri," she called out, a sinister smile spreading across her lips. "Search for mind control."