Time to play it smart.

Something was definitely up. And judging by the way the sneaks moved, Nami could only assume that they had somehow tampered with the drinks. How long had they been doing so, she didn't know. But she had found it strange that she had started feeling light-headed so quickly, and now knowing the cause, it was only a matter of time before their trap took hold of her completely.

"Hey," she said, slamming her mug on the table as it was refilled. "You haven't been doing anything to my drink, have you?"

The fake Straw Hats grimaced, confirming her suspicions. But Demalo, the fake Luffy, quickly recovered with an ugly smile as he opened his arms in a friendly gesture. "Come now, he said, "There are at least twenty people watching our little game. Do you really think I, Straw Hat Luffy, would risk my reputation for such a petty thing?"

Nami grinned as the oaf took the bait. "Well then, you won't have any problems if we switch mugs then, right?"

Instantly the man's smile was gone, and nervously he looked around as the patrons of the bar began to whisper and mutter at the sight of his hesitation.

"The famous Straw Hat... what now? Wouldn't resort to such a petty trick.... right?"

Cornered without any other option, he stared dangerously at the girl before reaching over to take her mug. "Fine.... The infamous Straw Hat Luffy will show you just what he can do." With gusto he downed the mug's content, and slamming it on the table he smirked victoriously. "See? Nothing... wron... nothing...." His tongue slurred, and in the next moment he tumbled forward like a sack of bricks, taking his chair and the table with him down to the ground.

"How...?" whispered the fake Sogeking. "One pint of that **** should have been enough to take down an elephant!"

Carefully standing to her feet, Nami walked to the door, looking back over her shoulder with a wink. "You fakes are a hundred years to early to drink with a real pirate~!"

Victory!