Time to find a cart

“Well… I never thought I’d end my second day of college doing this…” Tanuki thought to himself as she pushed a cart overflowing with panties off campus. “I know no one thinks this is weird, but I still can’t help but feel awkward as I do this…”

The wheels of the cart clanged against the concrete of the sidewalk as he made his way home. He would have just taken the train like normal, but he knew it was so crowded at this time of day that there was no way he was going to fit that cart on board. Plus, he figured he could use a chance to stretch his legs after sitting around for so long.

“At least it’s not raining today. I’ve already gotten soaked enough for one day,” Tanukichi thought to himself. “Dammit, my thoughts are starting to sound like Ayame. Damn girl and her dirty jokes… this is all her fault.”

As Tanukichi continued to make his way home, he walked past an open café, where a woman with short brown hair, a white shirt, and a short orange skirt was serving a woman in a blue business suit coffee.

“Here’s your latte, Ms.!” the barista said politely as she leaned over to put the coffee cup on the table. Her skirt, naturally, rode up when she did so – but instead of seeing a glimpse of her panties, Tanukichi was greeted to the sight of the girl’s completely naked pussy.

“What?” Tanukichi said to himself as the barista went back to work. “Was I… seeing things just now?”

Tanukichi blinked a few times and tried to clear anything that was in his eyes, and when his hands left his face he was greeted to the sight of a girl with black hair and a red dress getting out of a car – and her bald cunt staring back at him for a moment before she stood up.

“No… it can’t be,” Tanukichi said to himself.

“Gyah!” A scream broke out on the opposite side of the street as a car rushed past, the wind it created powerful enough to lift the skirts of several women walking on the sidewalk – and not a single one of them was wearing panties.

“Hey, slow down!” one of the girls shouted at the car as she **** her skirt back down. “You could get in an accident if you drive so recklessly, you know.”

“None… none of these women are wearing panties?” Tanukichi thought to himself. “Absolutely none of them?”

Tanukichi turned back towards the business woman, who was sipping on her coffee as she checked her messages on her wrist monitor.

“Uh… excuse me, miss… are you… wearing any panties right now?” Tanukichi asked her.

“Hmmm?” The woman turned towards Tanukichi and brushed back her vibrant blue hair. “Of course I’m not.”

To prove herself, the business woman hiked up her skirt and spread her legs wide right in the middle of the café patio. Her pussy was completely shaven, and Tanukichi couldn’t help but imagine how smooth it would feel if he touched it.

“Didn’t you hear? Someone at Tokioka, the most moral school in the country, announced that panties can be lewd. They then suggested that its best to just avoid panties overall than risk wearing a lewd pair. My coworkers and I took ours off as soon as the news broke.” The woman looked behind Tanukichi and noticed cart he was pushing. “Uh… is there a reason you’ve got so many panties?”

“Oh, right, that!” Tanukichi’s face lit up with embarrassment. “Well, you see… I’m the one who warned Tokioka about panties, and I’m taking these ones for… disposal! I was just checking on you for your own moral well-being.”

“Oh, so you’re Mr. Tanukichi Okuma! My apologies for being so rude!” The woman walked over to Tanukichi and surprised him with a powerful kiss. Her breath was still hot from her drink, and her tongue tasted just like coffee as it danced inside his mouth. Tanukichi was too stunned to move, and did nothing but stand there as the woman made out with him and her breasts pressed obscenely against his chest. After about thirty seconds the spit swapping to the sound of traffic, the woman finally pulled back away from Tanukichi and wiped away the small trail of saliva the kiss left behind. “Thank you for being so concerned with my public decency, and thank you for speaking out against panties like you did. Japan is now a more moral place thanks to you.”

“All… of Japan…” Tanukichi thought to himself, shocked. “There’s not a woman in Japan wearing panties right now because of me…”

“Oh – you said that you were taking those panties to be disposed of, right?” The woman continued as Tanukichi stared off in a daze. “I still have mine in my purse – you wouldn’t mind taking them off my hands, would you?”

“Uh… I guess not?” Tanukichi said, snapping out of it.

“Marvelous!” The woman took out a pair of silky black panties from her purse and put them into Tanukichi’s cart. “Have a good evening.”

“You too, miss!” Tanukichi replied as the woman went back to her drink.

“Oh, hey, could I give you my panties too?” a blonde girl asked as she stopped next to Tanukichi.

“Uh… I guess?” he replied.

“What about me?” another girl asked, coming up to him. “I want to get rid of mine safely too.”

“And me!” another girl chimed in.

“And me!” said a third as a cascade of voices joined in, and a sea of women gathered around Tanukichi.

“Oh boy…” Tanukichi groaned to himself. “Me and my big mouth…”

One hour later…

“Hnngh! Hnnngh!” Tanuki struggled as he pushed his cart full of panties up the stairs of his apartment complex. “Dammit… there has to be at least… five thousand pairs here! I feel like some kind of… panties-based super villain… walking off with his latest heist!” Tanukichi grunted a few more times before finally coming to a stop in front of his bedroom door. “God, what a bad idea for a bad guy… it’s a good thing I’m not a comic writer or anything.”

Tanukichi unlocked his door and swung it open – only for a familiar, and very powerful, set of lips to suddenly press against his the moment the door was open.

“Hello, Mr. Okuma!” Anna Nishikinomiya mumbled into Tanukichi’s mouth, her voice mostly incomprehensible since her tongue was already dominating Tanukichi’s mouth again.

“Madame President!?” Tanukichi mumbled back while Anna’s hands slid up and down his back, refusing to offer him any chance to escape. “What are you doing here?”

“Oh, well, I just wanted to thank you for the hard work you did today,” Anna replied, her lips popping loudly when she broke the kiss. “You did a great service to our school today, and I wanted to know that the whole student body appreciates what you do.”

“No, I mean… what are you doing in my apartment?” Tanukichi asked. “How did you even get in? I have one of the only two keys!”

“Oh, well, I didn’t want to wait until tomorrow to thank you, so walked over here and asked your landlord to let me in,” she replied. “And when they refused, I just used a bobby pin instead. They are very versatile tools!”

“That’s, very, uh… sweet of you, Ms. Nishikinomiya,” Tanukichi replied nervously, keeping the adjective he wanted to use inside his mind. “You’ve thanked me, though, so you can… leave now… ugh…”

Tanukichi tried to struggle free of Anna’s grip, but she didn’t even seem to realize he was trying to move.

“Oh, but just saying ‘thank you’ isn’t nearly enough to show my, or the school’s gratitude,” Anna replied, either not noticing or not caring that Tanukich’s hard cock was now pressing against her stomach through her pants. “I need to show you our appreciation in a much more… physical way~”

“This… this can’t be the real Anna, can it?” Tanukichi thought to himself in a panic as he stared into the silver-haired girl’s lustful eyes. “The Anna I knew just this morning was sweet, and pure, and innocent! She didn’t even know what sex was! This… this can’t be happening!”