Time for a new victim

You all sit on the bus together, Jennifer silently fuming, and everyone else in a particularly good mood after such a hilarious breakfast.

You're sitting next to Brian, with Jennifer and Kayla on the opposite side of the aisle. In front of you, Pamela and Rayne chat away merrily.

"Why have you got a suitcase with you, John?" Brian asks curiously.

"I just thought I might need a few things today." You reply mysteriously.

"What have you got planned?" He asks with a grin.

But you just waggle your eyebrows mischievously.

You slip your hand into the pocket at the front of the suitcase and pull out a large bag of long zip ties. You begin to make a daisy chain of a few of them.

After your daisy chain is nice and long, you thread it over the handlebar above you, and back down to your seat. So now you have two ends, with the middle anchored over your head.

Nobody except Brian notices a thing. Is that normal, or is that the universe doing its best to work in your favour, to make sure this is as epic as possible? You have no idea.

Anyway, this next part of your plan will help you determine just how much the universe wants to help you succeed. Because this requires some seriously careful hands and ninja stealth. You're sitting behind Rayne, and the tiniest peek of her panties can be seen peeking out from behind her waistband. You oh so slowly, and oh so delicately, sneak a zip tie down inside the back of her panties. 98% of the time, she should feel this, and turn around in shock. But with the vibrations of the old bus, and the luck of the universe on your side, she doesn't notice a thing as you carefully retrieve the zip tie's tip as it returns from her leghole, up past her waistband, allowing you to securely attach the back of her panties to your zip tie daisy chain.

Brian's eyes and mouth are wide with silent excitement.

The next part of your plan, there's just no way to do without Pamela noticing. So, this is where the prank needs to be quick and accurate.

Taking the other end of the zip tie chain, and one final unfastened zip tie, you reach down the back of Pamela's skirt and find her thong. You yank it upwards, and in the split second it takes her to react, you are using your final zip tie to attach the back of her thong to the zip tie chain. To do this, you have to pull down on the zip tie chain, which causes it to pull up on the back of Rayne's underwear, giving her a sudden wedgie too.

"AIEEE!"

"Surprise!" You shout, as you reveal the masturful double wedgie situation you've created. The two women are both stuck in wedgies, their underwear attached by a chain of zip ties that runs over a handle above. There's no way for them to get off the bus, or even away from their seats, without at least one of them removing their underwear.

"John, you bastard!" Pamela shouts.

"What in the world?! How did you even manage that?!" Rayne yells, sounding more impressed and surprised than annoyed.

Brian breaks down into a fit of laughter.

And with perfect timing, the bus arrives at campus.

"Later, girls! Have fun getting out of that one!" You call.

The commotion is causing the rest of the passengers to all turn and stand and begin to crowd around. You grab your suitcase and push through the throng, off the bus and into your new playground - your university campus.

The universe wills you onward.